Soccer and SEX are two of the most popular “sports” for men, both passionate and hot, both sweaty and hormonal, two seemingly unrelated “sports” that actually have many similarities. The two seemingly unrelated “sports” actually have many similarities.
1. You have to be fit to play
A qualified soccer player needs to be fit to play the whole game. Look at Puyol, from defending at the back to intercepting in the midfield to assisting in front, playing the whole season in the league and still keeping full time in the national team, if he didn’t have such great physical strength, I believe Puyol couldn’t have scored such an important goal against Germany.
A good sex partner needs plenty of stamina to “add time” to sex, and the obscure words “stamina” and “longevity” …… reflect the significant role that a man’s stamina plays in SEX.
2. It helps build a sexy body
Soccer is a passionate, passionate sport that helps men build a strong, powerful, sexy body. Look at Crowder, even if he doesn’t play soccer as a model I believe he can still be hot.
SEX is also a passionate, enthusiastic sport that helps women create a slender, curvaceous, sexy body that even the pill can control.
3, cooperation and interaction to create passion
Soccer is a team sport, the cooperation between teammates is crucial, with good cooperation is possible to score goals, miss Zizou, if France can still have Zizou this will be the team cooperation understanding of the perfect player, I believe it will not go home early.
Sex is the same, only when two people are in step, fully cooperate and interact, can we enjoy the passion.
4. “Strip” celebration is dangerous
Although FIFA regulations stipulate that stripping after scoring a goal is punishable by a yellow card, there are still many players who knowingly break the law. New Zealand’s Reid volunteered for a yellow card.
The same goes for SEX, where some people would rather risk an unwanted pregnancy than lose their TT. SEX in the nude is as enjoyable as stripping off to celebrate after scoring a goal, but dangerous. If you don’t want to take that risk, think of a countermeasure before stripping.
5. If you’re excited, you’ll shout
In a ball game, both the players on the field and the spectators off the field will shout in excitement at a great moment. The company’s main goal is to provide a platform for the development of a new generation of products and services.
And in SEX, are you shouting high enough?
6. It’s easy to hit the jackpot before the end
Statistically, thirty goals in the group stage occurred in the ten minutes before the end of the game, accounting for 1/4 of all goals scored, and this dramatic climax was a thrilling spectacle. Donovan’s 92nd minute goal sent the US from hell to heaven, from elimination to first place in the group.
And in SEX, do you burst into orgasm at the end? Do you make your female partner rush to orgasm at the end?