Today I have compiled a funny collection of twitter space message boards for you, hope you will like it, let’s take a look at it together.
1. It’s actually not good to confess your love, because it looks like a black hand.
2. We don’t receive gifts on Valentine’s Day, we only receive gifts from our boyfriends.
3. How good it would be if the world was free of love.
4. I can always be by your side as long as you want.
5、The sky is the limit, why single love a piece of shit.
6. Debauchery is always before **, purity is always after masturbation.
7. Thousands of health care, health care, mind balance is the key.
8. Whether two people are familiar with each other depends on the level of lewdness of the chat.
9. I will only remember those who have been spoiling and hurting me?
10、You live steadily in my heart, so I can’t escape.
11. I have long given up my youth and would like to accompany you into old age.
12, will pay more than pay to think about it, forget it, do not want to live.
13. “Why are you so idle?” “Because I have a high salt value.”
14. Ask what is love in this world? The sage replied, “Waste.”
15. Yang Yang Yang Yang this name is really good why I do not call Chen dust sink.
16. Next, I’ll show you my family’s technique, the boulder shattering chest.
17. twitter is awesome, it’s hard to turn your phone into a walkie-talkie.
18、Sometimes like suffering from depression, you will suddenly be in a bad mood.
19、School is, not to go to the teacher is not happy, go to their own upset.
20. Your serious look seems to really understand people’s words!
21, my id is fake, people do not believe I am a fraud.
22, After this village, there is still this store; because there is a branch here.
23、Listening to the rain while thinking of you, the sound of rain dripping, pattering, pattering.
24. Because so, scientific reason, to know, first take the money.
25. Don’t let people get you easily, or you will be easily forgotten.
26. Don’t be lonely and wrongly loved, and don’t be lonely for life because of wrong love.
27. There are many ways to destroy friendships, and one of the most radical is to borrow money.
28. I like sullen people. In front of others sultry.
They’re not the only ones who can’t be bothered.
29. Master, when you put on this robe, you are the person of the old cassock.
30、Probably because of having loved him, it seems difficult to fall in love with someone else again.
31. Perhaps what fell from the sky was not a shooting star, but a crashed plane.
32. When I love you, you are a sissi; when I hate you, you are a zombie!
33. The sound of the next class bell is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the class bell is more crashing than apprehension.
34. Prepare a memoir to recall meeting, knowing, loving and keeping each other.
35. Women are like clothes, and my brother wears a brand that the average man can never afford to wear.
36. You, a waste of air to live, a waste of land to die, and a waste of RMB at home.
37. Every time I quarrel with someone, I always feel that I did not play well, and I want to quarrel again.
38. It’s a good idea to break your eyebrows and be a good sport.
39. You are the eastern hemisphere, I am the western hemisphere, we are together, is the whole earth.
40. Old people can’t be beaten, children can’t be beaten, women can’t be beaten, and men are beaten to death.
41. “Girl, do you like to read books?” “Like.” “Uncle also like to see you.”
42, Don’t keep watching AV, you don’t even look at the keyboard, what is behind the letters A and V respectively!
43, think back in the day, even a seed of infatuation, but hit the field of lightning, split dead.
44, “I seem to like you” “how to talk about it screw you have been on me like”
45, parents always suspect that I have a date at school, said as if someone can hit on me.
46. The road ahead is so far away that it often puts me in a position where I can’t find a village in front of me and can’t find a store behind me!
47. Thank you for always being there for me, no matter what the wind or rain is, remember that I am always there.
48. Even if you already know that you don’t love me.
48: Even though I know you don’t love me, I still want you to stay by my side.
49. When we were in love, we promised to be together again in the next life, but after we got married, we often suspected that we had made a sinful relationship in our last life.
50. I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a special ordinary person.
51. “The road ahead I want you to walk well alone” “What about you” “Take the car”
52. Always curious, the first guy who knew that milk could be drunk, what exactly did he do to the cow.
53. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Siddhartha Gautama? They both had one big curl and one small curl in their hair.
54. True love is when we are old, I will still remember how you made my heart flutter at first.
55. “Are you good at math?” “En what?” “Ask me now to lose your heart shadow area.”
56. Buy a computer without broadband.
56, buy a computer not on the broadband, it is like wine and meat are ready but before eating as a monk.
57. The teacher said, “Treat the school as your own home!” Xiao Ming: “This is my home please get out!”
58. Everyone has a temper and puts up with all the anger for you simply because that person is more heartbroken than you are.
59. When my best friend gets married, I will buy her a tractor and tell her generously to take it.
60、In the beginning, all people were full of enthusiasm; the process, most people left; the result, a few people stayed.
61. In the spring I jerked off a tree and in the fall it bore many, many – ginseng dolls!
62. What is a classroom teacher: a person who destroys your friendship and then destroys your love and doesn’t spare your affection.
63. I’m in a bad mood this day, and I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the previous two, so I’m done with my words.
64. There is no beef inside the beef noodle, there is no wife inside the wife cake, so it is justifiable that there are no boobs in the bra.
65. Some men are as smart as the weather and changeable.
The first time I saw a woman, I thought she was going to be a good girl.
66. People who are bullish know they are bullish, people who pretend to be bullish think they are bullish, and people who are stupid think they are so smart.
67. Thinking of you ah really beautiful, stuffed over the roast leg of lamb in Xinjiang.
67. Thinking of you ah although fat, but in my heart have weight.
68. It’s raining again, I miss you so much, remembering that I once walked with you in the rain, the rain wet your hair, you were ugly as a ghost.
69. In high school, there was enough money to spend and not enough sleep, in college, there was enough sleep and not enough money to spend, after work, there was not enough sleep and not enough money to spend.
70. Seeing a kid playing CF, I noticed he was blowing the computer screen hard, and when I got closer, I told him that the smoke bombs don’t blow away.
71: You think I’m a kite, either put me up or take me home, don’t tether me with an invisible love, let my heart break.
72. Eat a handful of candy, lead a little Erlang, carry a big schoolbag, squeeze a car to go to school. The adults love to be popular, the children are burdened, the bus is full of school bags, short skirts are less close!
73. It’s not easy for workers to earn money, and they definitely want to get a raise; now there’s Yak Jia Xin, who was sentenced to death for crashing a car and killing people; no one is shouting for a raise anymore, and they’re afraid of getting fired at the end!
74. There are lovers who eventually become button meat, lovers’ eyes out of the pig’s pocket. The two love if it is a long time, and not in the pork pork meat.
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75. Flowing water is the shadow of the white clouds, the moon is the shadow of the sun, the night is the shadow of the day, and pain is the shadow of love. Not asking you to be my shadow, willingly I will be your shadow.
76, and daughter-in-law quarrel, want to buy a necklace, give her a surprise to beg her forgiveness, but I do not know how much my daughter-in-law wears, so I got up in the middle of the night with a rope to measure, did not expect her to wake up ……
77, when a same-sex pouting at you pretending to want to kiss you, dodge you lose! The most effective is to kiss up to him as well! He dodged you win, if he did not dodge …… I wish you happiness!
78. What’s wrong with being short? The speed of picking up money faster than you ah! What’s wrong with small eyes? The sand into the less than you ah! What’s wrong with the fat body type? Eat more food than you ah! What’s wrong with being ugly? The first thing you need to do is to get a good idea of what you’re looking for.
79. I don’t see how you are different from a dog, you look a little human!
80. You have to be thankful that everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills, or you wouldn’t have grown so big.
81. What’s wrong with you, kid? The first thing you need to do is to take the wrong pills?
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