I say that weight loss is also to scare the flesh on my body… This 2020 collection of the most trendy funny classic personality signatures, I hope you will like it.
1、Independent and proud, looking down at the foot of the pale, only for the red and weeping.
2. I threw my clothes into the washing machine and yelled, “You get out of here!
4. This second, side by side, next second, for the brotherhood of war!
5. Wait until the history exam, history will be rewritten by me!
6. In the eyes of the teacher, what questions on the paper, are sent to the score.
7. Great energy is created only for great purposes.
8. Men in bullying, still not kneeling between the legs of women.
9, I don’t want your sorry, because I don’t want us to be okay
10, Sooo, I love you oh, with all of me, and even more.
11, the new, not necessarily the best, may still be good for the old
12, we just have to have a self-belief, the gods have a duck pear,
13, calm face life, but life likes to let you egg pain.
14. If it wasn’t for liking you, where would the bullshit good temper come from!
15、Your love for me is like a tractor climbing a hill like a bomb
16、My shoulders are broken with you, and I can’t see a spark to rub!
17. So many people are saying: you know, I want to say: I do not understand.
18. Since I learned to talk back, my wife has also learned to sharpen her knife.
19, beauty and ugliness have a life, fat and thin in the sky, on this sentence live.
20. Only a fat body can carry my heavy soul.
21, pissed me off, I ate the map, it’s called gas.
22. Your brain looks so good it must have been caught in a door.
23. I’m not a princess, I’m a queen. I don’t need to be loved.
24. I told myself to be strong and alive whether I was happy or not!
25. When I see my classmates looking in the mirror, I always insert a phrase: look at the demon mirror.
26. Avril said that only a woman can see who is a bitch.
27, like me if suddenly gentle up must be a conspiracy
28, dichlorvos activity, enjoy more drinks, another bottle
29, turn left straight out the door thanks don’t forget to take away the garbage bags at the door
30, Baidu degree can not be real.
30. Baidu can’t find the real you. Search dogs can’t find the complete you.
31、Gunara God of Darkness, Dosora, Flame Job Goodbye!
32, good-looking people are cool all year round, and you only autumn cool.
33, Who does not let my family and everything prosper, I will let her family house never peace
34, I am an oddball, no one can compare to the oddball.
35. The plane plane, have you had enough, hurry up and fly back,
36. My so-called dream is to dream at night and think during the day.
37. Don’t be dainty in front of me, pretending to be pathetic, I’m sick of it.
38. Women should remember that the final destination of Unimed is the trash can.
39、You people, always like to play with fire, or self-immolation of the kind of っ
40、The time I always used to walk slowly forward with my head down.
41, a person’s love, is not also love.
42. Forgetting is a discipline, and I’m sorry, I flunked this one.
43. Who said the noodle partner is a ham, I think it is the TV.
44、Nose pulling blind, tears withering insert, tooth flower more smelly, rusty pigtails
45、Lately got a disease that although not hungry but always want to eat.
46. When I marry a good man, I will thank you for not marrying me in the future.
47, look in the mirror and feel good to take pictures to delete doubt life
48, you did not say you love me? My whole life is to live for it!
49. Those who have seen me will say sister paper, those who know me will say han paper
50. I am strong by nature, as long as I am not dead, I can still laugh wildly.
51. There are always some friends around who seem to be friends and not friends, and friends who seem to be dogs and not dogs.
52. My head hurts, is it too knowledgeable to overflow?
53, you see people love, flowers see flowers, coffins see all open cover
54, I can not grow taller probably because it has been in the mini.
55: In the future I want to have a Chenery, to be my little son, haha
56: Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but may also be birders.
57、Bed ah, please let go of me, don’t drag me, I want to leave
58、Black and white tone to set off the temperament of the old man
59、The past can not be forgotten is like the shit that can not be pulled, struggling to struggle.
60. The empty ability to tease a girl, but unfortunately they are also a girl.
61. I have a heart, but I’ve never hurt anyone with it.
62. My friends said I was crazy, and I replied: I was never normal in the first place.
63. I love you for what you are, and you don’t love me for what you are!
64. I really envy when I was a kid, I was a little princess when I put on the quilt.
65. Don’t cry when you’re hurt, crying only makes the dog behind you look funny.
66. To put it bluntly, I am a dead heart, I love you, no cure!
67、Who is better than who can be as bad as how much, sooner or later, like God reported
68、These two nights old nightmares, have to find ** tablets to pressure the alarm.
69. I’m afraid of falling in love because it’s poison, and I’m too poisoned.
70. Who are you, who are you, I am your unmet ancestor.
71, The alarm clock called up only my shell, could not wake up the sleeping heart
72, If not on the verge of death, all breakups are betrayals.
73, I guess you write a minute of homework to reward yourself for an hour on the Internet
74, recently always feel people are fat, even walking feel face in the shaking.
75, you mix how amazing, you try to move my brother?
76, next life to be your heart, at least without me you will die.
77. Don’t be arrogant in school, later your boss may be the school dregs.
78, love is like poo always can not stop his raging face.
79, ask the world what love is but men and women delay each other…
80, as a handsome man, my handsome is you can not look straight at the pain.
81. Don’t say I’m blind!
82, I looked back and saw the man standing next to me with soy milk on the stairs.
83. I have a mushroom head, and my mother always calls me a mushroom.
84. When you fall down, you get up and fall down again in a nice position.
85. This parking lot of mine is too small to hold you permanently.
86, I’m a man and a woman, not a word you can say to decide.
87、Society has a type, brother has a kind, but brother is not the object you want.
88. The so-called test is to test your cheating scheme evolved or not
89. Now there is no naive woman, either simple or stupid
90. The holiday is over so soon, the miserable life has started again
91. Sister wears slippers, does not take the ordinary road, only the yellow mud ditch.
92. Don’t think you’re pure when you’re in a mineral water bottle.
93. The world of men should not be disturbed by the animal of women!
94, can not curse, do not curse!
95. Is it because I am so radiant that I shake your nonsense
96. I told you my story and you laughed like a dog.
97: If you are in, I will always love, if you are not in, seal the heart to abandon love
98: No access rights as if I am happy to see your space.
99. When we are fat, do not forget that we were once thin.
100, Missing is just a ritual, the real memory comes with birth.