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Text messaging full strategy: do not flirt when drunk

In the old days, there were geese to send love, but now there are text messages to send love. Here are some tips for sexting/sextext flirting. The first is off-limits:

1 Don’t flirt with strangers

If someone you’ve only met on one side of the street sends you a text saying “I want you to take off my pants and …… ……”, would you be shocked? Don’t do that to other people, by the same token.

2 Don’t flirt with someone you haven’t had sex with before

How do you know if they want to have sex with you? Let people see how good you are in bed first, then do this.

3 Don’t send flirtatious texts when you’re drunk unless you’re both drunk

The old saying that wine strengthens a man’s courage is only strengthening a man’s courage.

They’re not the only ones who can’t believe it, but on the other hand, it’s actually quite scary.

4 Don’t use emojis

Just don’t use them, there’s nothing to say. You’re dating and you’re pretending to be pure and cute, right?

5 Don’t use the word “through”

6 Be careful with the use of face characters (for example:))

It’s okay to use them a little, but it still feels weird and gives the impression of frivolity.

I think it’s a good idea to use a little bit of it.

7 Take it step by step, don’t come up very explicit

The flirtatious text you send will probably bring you a chance to pop the question with someone else an hour later. So, take your time like foreplay. Direct penetration is unpleasant, right? So is text flirting. But don’t go halfway around the world without getting to the point, it’s like foreplay without doing it, it’s just as unpleasant isn’t it.

8 Don’t use Siri

Uh…… women can’t afford to use such high-end stuff, so can we skip it? Probably means siri doesn’t talk, you know.

9 talks like an adult

I don’t think I need to give examples of middle-aged fat pig streams.

Here are some more must-do’s

1 Be careful to hide your identity

Give your bed partner a code name that no one can read, whether it’s the phone book or twitter, so that even if you’re seen outside, people don’t know who’s there. .

2 Turn off iMessage

Don’t worry too much about it, just wait for it to come naturally.

3Anti-voyeuristic devices

Just be careful about being seen by someone else

4Delete it anytime

May be a bit of a giveaway, but don’t leave incriminating evidence

5Nude photos to people who aren’t doctors

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