Four mice are in a lying contest. One mouse says he eats rat poison as a snack, a second says he plays with a mousetrap as a toy, and a third says he got the cat’s belly big. Which of the following four answers do you think would be said by the fourth mouse?
A. I gave birth to that cat in my womb!
B. I’d like to show you that I swallowed a boa constrictor alive!
C. The owner of the house put my name on the heirs list
D. The mouse in Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse is me
Answer options analysis:
a. Husbands are meant to be loved and treated as treasures, not to mention abused. The company’s main business is to provide a wide range of products and services to the public. The world is on the verge of extinction for wives like you who have been admiring, understanding and giving freedom to their husbands, and your husband should burn incense every day to thank God for his kindness.
b. Don’t look at your usual image of a gentle and virtuous wife who cares for her husband in life, but once you get mad, your temper will change in a way that will scare people to death. As long as you care about things, even if the husband has a little not to your liking, immediately a flip two glares, to the husband cursing. The company’s main goal is to provide a comprehensive range of products and services to the public.
c. Abusive husbands are a fool’s errand for you. As long as you don’t meet an abusive husband, you should be smiling in your sleep. The most important feature is that you are a “tolerant” person, even if you are aggravated, you can swallow it hard. “The time has passed for women to live on their own, to be self-sufficient and self-empowered, and to believe in themselves: without a man’s shoulder, you can live well!
d. Your future husband must be wondering if you are the reincarnation of the devil or the Monkey King. You seem to have an endless supply of energy and ideas, pulling him along with you to play exciting activities such as surfing; threatening to make him share ice cream with you in winter and hot pot in summer; or else get him all worked up and then pretend to be innocent and tell him you’re having your period …… You are his nightmare and he has to pray every day for heaven to take you away!