1. It’s only 20 days for a winter break, and these days, it takes 33 days to even lose a relationship.
2. I have a skill that allows me to finish my winter break homework in two days, but it’s a passive skill that doesn’t trigger until the last two days.
3. You always say that winter break is a long time away, but it’s already a quarter of the way through.
4. Winter break is my blue face, summer break is my red face, why are you here to be the light bulb between us for homework.
5. “Why does winter break go by so fast?” “Because we don’t have mornings.”
6. My winter break homework is like a group of competing concubines who can’t wait to ask for a bedside manner, but since the winter break, I have been diligent and loving people, my heart is with Tencent, I am concerned about Sina, and I have not stepped into the harem half a step.
7. There is always a junior called Winter Vacation Homework when dating with Winter Vacation Sen.
8. I thought I was going to have a blast studying over winter break, but then I realized that finishing my winter break homework was a problem.
9. I broke up with winter break, and I blame the start of school for that bitch!
10. “Why is winter break shorter than summer break?” “Heat expansion and cold contraction.” “Then why is there the same amount of homework?” “Because the quality stays the same.”
11. I just love the feeling of dying on the last day of winter break to catch up on homework, feeling like I’m possessed by the gods of learning.
12. “Describe your winter break in one sentence.” “You can’t get past the first day, but you can’t get past the 15th!”