The following restore the most real whispers in the hearts of men, I hope you read it rationally.
1. You, who think it’s disgusting that I used to watch porn, resent my past relationships, hate me for fiddling with my beloved things, and can’t stand to see me party with my friends. But have you thought about it, you want this mature, affectionate, focused, eight-sided me is how to come? The metamorphosis of a normal person from childishness to maturity takes a lot of experience. If I were a blank sheet of paper, would you be with me because you wanted to paint on it?
2. Can’t you stop pestering me with questions about the past, saying you won’t be angry if you casually ask, and then turn around and disgust me with that crap! The two of us are already lying in the same bed, the past can not let him pass? The basic principle of a relationship is to accept and forgive each other’s past, don’t you think?
3. I know you have a bad temper, it’s okay, I can tolerate you, after all, I am a man.
The first time I saw the company, I was able to get to know it. The actual fact is that you can’t be sure that you’re going to be able to get a good deal on your own.
4. “When your mother and I fell into the water at the same time ……”, I answered first to save you, you said I was hypocritical; I said first to save my own mother, you said I did not love you; when I answered the standard answer, you said I was rhetorical and insincere; I did not answer, and you said I was I don’t answer, you say I am weak-minded. Then how else can I answer, I mulled over the results of this question, only my death can make you satisfied! You …… can you stop asking these non-nutritious questions?
5. I said 10,000 words to you “you are the most beautiful”, only half of them are true. I confess, this is forced by you, but also to make you happy. I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to say “I love you”, but every single one of them is from my heart!
6. Can you stop telling me the story of the struggle of the horse twitter, the horse Ali, a certain Joe, I work 10 hours during the day and you have to give me three hours at night to make up for it. I know you look forward to my success, I have no money, no power a silly boy mixed to economic independence, brother has been very hard. If you are still not satisfied, you must want me to fly to the sky, sorry girl, I am a land walker, I can not fly at all!
7. I don’t have the great talent of Xu Zhimo to say “I want to get up with you” and such delicate words. The company’s main goal is to provide a comprehensive range of products and services to the public. I’m happy that you don’t mind my vulgarity; I didn’t learn to say it delicately because I think that as long as there is you, me, and our relationship in this sentence, even if it is vulgar, it’s still heartwarming!
8. In the D drive of the computer, there is a folder with a very common and somewhat different name, that is what I did before I met you, these girls had spent countless ridiculous nights with me. But since I met you, I have put an end to any contact with them, and I hope you can treat them well when you inadvertently point to them someday, after all, they have taught me a lot of things. In a sense, they are also my exes!
9. Many times, when we are alone in a room, I will look forward in my mind to seeing a different and sexy side of you than I did during the day! In my eyes, you don’t lack beauty, you just rarely show it!
10. You said if I could get your period and give birth to your baby, you would buy me a car and a house, give me money to spend, and dress me up in a fancy way. I would like to, but to become that way, the surgery alone will cost several million, the money can be married twice! Forget it, I do not feel aggrieved, if I can really earn two more money, for you to spend I also willingly! I’m not sure I’m going to be able to get a car for you.
11. In the eyes of my friends, I am a young man of two, and you are a young man of art. The company’s main business is to provide a wide range of products and services to its customers. Look at the couch that you broke the springs on, all the weird outfits for the dogs and cats, all the nicknames you gave me, all the cosmetic experiments you performed on my face and body, that’s all evidence!
12. When I was ready to grow old with a woman, my mindset was “I will always appreciate whatever you look like in the future”!
13. Maybe we should cherish the present, these poor days, I have time for you, you can be free and unconcerned around me, you can take for granted to enjoy the care. In the future we change from poor to rich by fighting, because of the experience, money and complex social relationships, we may become mercenary vulgar resent each other, I am not me, and you can not be yourself.
14. The number of relationships we’ve had and the number of women we’ve chased are taken by many men as a sign of competence. I admit it is a very boring vanity that some people rejoice in, but no one wants to fight for it. The truth is, most men are thinking about it, straddling a girl, good for life!