1. He stopped throwing his phone around or leaving Facebook open to run errands. He started to protect his “privacy device”: e-mail, Facebook chat, text messages or phone call lists, and if he had told him his phone or Facebook password before, you couldn’t log in when you tried to peek.
2. He started to groom himself.
3. He smiles a little weird. He always smiles at you ingratiatingly when he comes home to the text.
4. He doesn’t smell like your house bath.
5. He’s been in a surprisingly good mood lately, and can’t help but hum a little tune or whistle.
6. He starts to bite back and wonder where you are. He asks what you’ve been doing all day and who you’ve been with.
7. If you ask him how your day went, he starts to give you a lengthy report, kind of like he made it up in advance.