Here are 9 lies that women should all quietly know and, well, take to heart.
One of the must-tell lies for women: I won’t make any difference to you
We all want the man we love to have a muscular body like Schwarzenegger, a handsome face like Louis Koo, and poise like Chow Yun Fat, but telling it will undoubtedly make him sad and lamentable and ashamed of himself.
Tell him that you like his hairy beer belly because it makes you feel warm like spring in winter. Tell him you like to hear him sound like a big grizzly bear at night so you feel safe. One day if he’s out of town and you can’t hear him sounding hearty at night, you will lose sleep like a general who has been in war for a long time because you can’t hear the guns.
If you love him, tell him that you appreciate everything about him, and that his flaws are what make him tick. It’s him you love, and he doesn’t need to change in order to be married to you.
Women must tell lie number two: I like your friends
His fox friends drink heavily, chew meat loudly, have no success in their career but still talk about it, are no longer teenagers still pointing the finger at the world. The company’s main goal is to provide a better solution to the problem. The company’s main goal is to provide the best possible service to its customers.
So what do you do? Say you don’t like them? He’ll think you’re picky, that you don’t give him face, that you don’t share his friendship and righteousness.
So, no matter how upset you are in your heart, don’t say it, saying it hurts his face and hurts his feelings.
So if you have to have a midnight snack with those stinky guys, learn to like them, or at least pretend to like them. The company’s main goal is to provide the best possible service to its customers. If he suddenly realizes one day that it’s been a while since we’ve met, you can smile and say, “Yeah, I really miss them.
The third lie women must tell: I’m willing to help you clean up the mess
The biggest characteristic of men is laziness, and the biggest characteristic of men’s homes is chaos. The most important thing is that the man’s house is messy. Look at the ancient Chinese legend, men always want a fairy to come down from the sky to clean their house and cook for them.
So, with a man who is just starting to build a relationship, be sure to show your consideration by acting like you know what you’re doing and saying, “Let me help you clean up.” The company’s main goal is to help the company to clean up the messy dishes, and to show that it loves housework.
This way men tend to have the warmth of family and miss you more when you’re not around. The company’s main goal is to provide the best possible service to its customers.
First urge him to wash his smelly socks after a workout, and tell him solemnly, “Don’t throw things away like a baby.”
Woman Must Tell Lie #4: I love your family
If you’re a very lucky woman, you may see friendly eyes when you visit his parents at home. But generally speaking, when you step into his home with trepidation, the first thing you’ll see is the hostility in his mother’s eyes, as if you’re a love rival who’s killed the door, and your brash boyfriend knows nothing about it.
He also foolishly thinks that you love him and his mother loves him, so you and his mother can love each other.
Don’t think you can explain this deep question to him. If he asks, tell him honestly that you love spending time with his family. If you say you don’t like it, it’s too likely to hurt his feelings.
Women who have had many years of experience as daughters-in-law conclude that being friendly to his family translates into action: see less and give more gifts. Tell him you love his family, never avoid conflicts over your family, and target your meetings to birthdays or holidays.
Woman Must Tell Lie #5: I love sports
Men are crazy about sports in a way we can never understand. He always watches the TV game as soon as he gets off work and can’t take his eyes off the ball, and once he gets into bed, he grabs the “Soccer News” “New Sports” and reads it with a browbeat. He watched the Serie A (soccer league) to see the Bundesliga match, watched the Bundesliga to see La Liga, then went into the NBA round robin to see Jordan to see Yao Ming.
If you tell him that you like sports too and sit down to watch soccer with him, you’ll be able to kill his world quickly. If one day you can’t stand the idea of him looking at a soccer magazine every day without seeing you, you can say to him, “I love sports, and I especially love playing sports with you.”
Then you take his hand and go jogging in the park, drag him to the rivers and lakes to swim, and look to watch the sunset on the way.
If you’re not sure what you’re talking about, you’ll have to point out that he’s a pseudo-sport fan.
Women Must Tell Lie #6: You’re Right
Your boyfriend is outstanding, but always a little overbearing.
They are the most popular and most popular of all.
He will suddenly raise his volume on the road and fight you over the acting level of a character in a movie, and you won’t want to fuss with him over some harmless issue.
At this point, it’s obviously not wise to raise your voice and go toe-to-toe with him, you need to give the man some face and coax him to “You’re right, that makes sense. Temporary concessions are only for the future to better take, you will one day let him lose the heart. Wise man cloud: men are the head, women are the neck, the neck will determine the direction of rotation of the head. Men always think they know everything, control everything, but the real control is the actual woman, women can always manipulate the whole situation without moving. So, don’t bother with him.
Women must tell lie #7: I don’t mind you looking at other women
When the man’s eyes are staring straight at the redheaded girl in the supermarket, you are angry from the heart, and evil from the heart. Although you don’t have the color of a sunken fish or the look of a closed moon, you want your boyfriend’s eyes to always be honestly watching over you, from one to the other.
Once your boyfriend’s eyes are “smuggled”, you’ll want to use your palm to knock your potential rival out of the way, or use your star-sucking technique to keep your boyfriend’s eyes firmly within an N-square-centimeter radius of you. The best way to do this is to tell the lie that you don’t mind if you look at other women, and then find a way to suggest to him that he should not do to others what he does not want.
If he still doesn’t seem to get it, make an exaggerated spectator gesture when you’re with him, scanning for passing dudes 24/7. He’ll tighten up when he senses some jealousy.
Woman Must Tell Lie #8: I don’t care how much silver you have
There are a lot of teenage, rich men in the world right now, but your boyfriend is just a shy working man in a pocket right now. You fell in love with him, not because of his bankbook, but because of him in his own right.
Because he is healthy, hard-working, funny, understanding yet faithful and reliable. You choose him because you think he is a potential stock, that he will be rich and that he will make the rest of your life a win-win life for both material and spiritual civilization.
Yes, this is what you want. But at this stage he really does not have the ability to buy you a house or a car, for which he often apologizes to you, complaining about his inability to make you suffer. At the moment, you have to make up a beautiful lie anyway: “I really don’t mind how much silver you have.”
Woman Must Tell Lie #9: Don’t worry honey, it happens to everyone
The vast majority of men will experience erectile dysfunction in their lifetime, where he was all hot and horny and pounced, but nothing happened. You’re a little disappointed, and he’s a little frustrated.
A smart, thoughtful woman would say, “Don’t worry, honey, it happens to everyone.” Maybe you also need to tell him, “Size doesn’t matter” and “You’re the best I’ve ever met. No matter what happens to him, you love him and have chosen to be with him, and you should encourage him and comfort him. Cheer him on for the next one.