So many people say they want a 2020 restart, epidemics, earthquakes, and Kobe Bryant leaving.
When I saw the news about Kobe’s crash, I had just climbed off my girlfriend and was wiping my dick when she asked me, “Who’s Kobe?”
“Players, my favorite basketball player”, I said.
“He’s dead,” my girlfriend handed me the phone. I shouted “holy shit” and took the phone, crying for a moment.
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At the end of the night, I called my best friend Big Bird to join me for dinner, and over a cup of wine, I said to him, “You know, I recently read a series of articles on SIS called “The Nightmare Before the Wedding” by KOBE09, and I can’t thank him enough for reminding me of a lot of things I thought I’d forgotten about, and for making me miss Kobe Bryant immensely. After the knee injury, I didn’t think I’d miss Kobe anymore.” Then I gave Big Bird the gist of the article.
“Grass, why do I sound like this dude is worse than you,” Big Bird said after listening to me.
I know Big Bird didn’t mean any harm by the “scum”, but it did get me thinking, when did I become such a scum?
When I first came to Mordor, I didn’t have any friends around me, and occasionally the few classmates I met were just slapdash contacts. I called myself a single dog and a loser. Every day, whenever I had time, I would play basketball everywhere. I didn’t expect that a new life would open up because of playing basketball.
“Excuse me, students in front of me, where is the nearest bathroom?”
When the first two turned around, one of the girls looked at me confused, and I stared at her and thought, “Tell me, I’m going to spurt.
“Zhong Feng? Are you Zhong Feng?”
Several years have passed, and I will always remember the scene when Su Yi and I met again, with her short hair, white T-shirt, dark blue skirt, and the stockings with sandals that I had been talking about for a long time.
Su Yi was my junior high school classmate, and also my class president. Because of her decent manners, top grades, and irreverence, she was called “Auntie Su” by us in private. In the first two years, she was always a few points behind Tsinghua, but in the third year, her family tried to persuade her to go to a similar school, so she enrolled in a school in Mundu. Auntie Su and a scum like me were completely out of sync and had no interaction at all. When we met again, she was in her second year of graduate school.
The rest of the story was pretty mundane: we exchanged pleasantries and left contact information, but I never thought we’d see each other again.
One evening two weeks later, as I was packing up my gear to go play golf, I picked up the WeChat and saw that it was from Aunt Su.
“Old classmate, are you free to have hotpot tonight?”
At that time, I was as pure as Little Red Riding Hood in my thinking, and had only two ex-girlfriends, and when I was in love, I was serious about love and sex.
I’ve been thinking about this for a long time, but I was wearing my football gear when I had a dinner date. I explained that I didn’t expect her to drink at all, so I was going to have dinner and then go play golf. Aunt Sue said, “You’re an idiot.
I was surprised during the meal because I thought that drinking would be completely unrelated to Auntie Su. I didn’t expect Auntie Su to be so aggressive as to suggest that a certain beer was very good, which later became one of my favorite beers. When the beer came up, Auntie Su even skillfully added lemon juice to it, and I saw that she was an old driver.
We talked a lot about the past, the secrets of the class, and who liked who, and who was drinking happily. Suddenly, Auntie Su asked me, “Who did you really like at that time? We girls are especially curious and ask some of your buddies how tight their mouths are.”
“Come on I’ll tell you why their mouths are so tight, because they don’t even know. Why don’t they know? Because I don’t know.”
“No way! Several girls in your class had a crush on you at that time!”
“All I did back then was play football, so how could I be bothered to look at girls?”
“What about you now? Girlfriend doesn’t care if you play basketball?” Aunt Sue pursued the question.
“I don’t have a girlfriend, I got broken up with after coming over here.”
“Hahahaha, you’re so funny, you’ve been here for months and you don’t have one.”
“No, there’s a language barrier, and people don’t like us.” I said aggrievedly.
“Don’t, look at you, you’re such a wimp. You don’t play like this when you play football, you’re so bossy!”
“I’m not dominating anymore, I have too many old wounds, and I’m going to float the flow.”
“Drifting?”
“Yeah, float, like Kobe Bryant ……”
I said a lot of things that day, but I don’t remember much, and then I got a little drunk. I couldn’t even remember how I got back to the dormitory, because I was so busy every day at the company, like a dog.
A week later, I received another WeChat from Auntie Su, who asked me, “Why did you stand someone up?”
I was confused and asked her, “What’s wrong?”
“Weren’t you supposed to treat me to Japanese food this week?”
“Ah~~~ You said that, I just got off work, I was just about to contact you.”
“Just blow it off, you must have forgotten, contact me now, did you book a table?”
“That’s for sure, don’t worry.”
Later I confessed to Auntie Su, because I really couldn’t make a reservation. Aunt Su said, “I know you’re like that, I’m ready, come over to my place to eat.
I took a bottle of leftover grain liquid from the company reunion and a case of cold beer from the supermarket, and went to my appointment.
I had to say that Auntie Su was a surprisingly good cook, with a table full of six dishes that were both colorful, aromatic and delicious. Her roommate had made a rule with her that she would cook for free and another girl would do all the cooking, which showed how good she was.
In the middle of the day, I went to the bathroom to pee and saw two sets of washed underwear hanging in the bathroom, not to mention the style, but not lace or T-pants, and for the first time in my life, I touched them with my hand, and my penis exploded instantly. The first time in my life, I felt the ghost of my hand touching my penis, and it exploded. Six months without sex, the five girls are not as good as Utopia, and the vigorous libido is going to overwhelm me. I’ve been in the market for a long time, and I’m not sure if I’ve ever been in the market for a long time. I was so shocked that I quickly hung up my panties and reluctantly touched my bra, thinking I didn’t know if it was Aunt Su’s or her roommate’s. It didn’t look great.
When I went back to drink, I asked Auntie Su if she could go to the balcony to smoke a cigarette, and I couldn’t. She said, “I told you so. Auntie Su said, “You should have told me earlier, I wanted to smoke one too. I was completely confused. This is Su Yi! Definitely the queen of cool and chivalrous! At that time in junior high school, I received a lot of extra books, good study, good manners, no laughs, and now …… can actually smoke!
Auntie Su looked at me and said, “Oh, don’t be surprised, the fourth year of college, when I was studying for my master’s degree, I was so worried that I learned how to smoke with my college roommate, but there was no addiction.
I was actually very touched and felt honored that Auntie Su had made such a compromise. I asked Auntie Su if her roommate would be annoyed if she smoked so much, and Auntie Su said no. Her roommate had gone on a trip abroad and would be back in half a month.
I listened, remembered just underwear, that should be the aunt Su, the penis exploded again. Fortunately, I was sitting, and Auntie Su was invisible. The Auntie Su in my eyes gradually changed. I felt that her not so pretty face with the blush of drunkenness became more and more lovely, and her mint-colored short shirt and khaki pants, with her cool and bookish air, were hazy and alluring, and I saw Auntie Su’s slender and small feet while picking up cigarettes on the ground. ……
Later, I broke off.
I woke up with a splitting headache and a lack of energy, looked around me in a completely new environment, countless stuffed toys that told me this should be a girl’s room, thirsty, teeth sore, should have thrown up. It took me half a day to remember what happened last night, and this should be Aunt Sue’s room. But where was Aunt Sue? I got up to go out for a drink of water, and found myself naked. I was instantly petrified, did something happen between Aunt Sue and me? Half sober, excited and scared at the same time, I used the small blanket around my bottom on the bed and came to the living room to hear the hood going off in the kitchen.
“Su Yi?”
“Auntie Su came out of the kitchen and giggled when she saw my face.
I felt my face burning, and asked her where my clothes were.
“Yesterday, you threw up all over the place, and after so many years, you still have the same virtues. After she said that, Aunt Su went to the bathroom and I heard a loud “oops” from inside. I stood outside and asked her what was wrong. Auntie Su said she had forgotten to hang up the clothes and they were still wet.
Later, I asked Aunt Su several times if she had done it on purpose, but she denied it firmly.
“What then?” I tightened the blanket around my waist.
“No, you can wear my roommate’s clothes, she’s tall and 175, and you might be able to wear her pajamas. ……”
So there was this funny, weird image of a tall, dark, skinny man in a strappy nightgown.
When I washed the dishes with my last remaining strength, I asked Auntie Su where I threw up last night. Aunt Sue said I had the sense to cooperate. I said, “I have a sense of cooperation, but I threw up all over the bed. I said, “The bed is clean. Auntie Su said it was her bed that was vomited on. I said I threw up on your bed, but where did you sleep last night? Auntie Su suddenly became fidgety in her speech.
She looked up at me with a wicked grin and said, “Weihang house chanting!
“Weihang?” I thought to myself, “What’s a man’s name?
“Tong Weihang, my roommate.”
“Oh, then you ……”
I went to bed last night with no clothes on, and Auntie Su is now wearing a nightgown. In the summertime, I could faintly see the traces of Auntie Su’s nipples protruding from her clothes, and I could see Auntie Su’s head hanging down through the lenses of our glasses.
“I’m going to the bathroom,” said Aunt Sue, running out of the kitchen.
For a moment, I seemed to be deprived of my consciousness, my eyes staring as far as I could see at Auntie Su’s buttocks wrapped in her nightgown and her shiny legs as she turned around, and followed her step by step.
When I got to the toilet, I saw Auntie Su bending over and wringing her clothes in the water basin, which seemed to be a signal to me that it was my panties and Auntie Su’s nightgown had the shape of her panties printed on it. ” I turned around and held Auntie Su down, grabbed my exploding penis, and held it against Auntie Su’s pistil, who was writhing around. After probing, I entered Auntie Su’s body.
As I entered, Aunt Su took a long, long, deep breath, as if satisfied, as if sighing, as if moaning, and I began to check her out desperately, not caring that she was already wet before I entered her.
(To be continued…)