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Funny phrases of National Day highway traffic jam_吐槽国庆堵车的短句_国庆路堵车

National Day holiday travel, driving across the bridge, is a battle across the river, the highway is also a serious traffic jam. Some of our friends are bored with traffic jams and have come up with some funny passages of traffic jams, let’s take a look below!

National Day traffic jam funny

1. Eleventh trip, blocking the road, next to a beautiful woman smiled at me for half an hour she was in a roadside ad.

2. discussing with my daughter-in-law where to go to play on the national holiday, when my son, who is a year old, said leisurely: let’s bring sleeping bags snacks good music, fill up the gasoline, and then very leisurely go to the traffic jam it.

3. There will always be naive humans who think that if they honk the horn a few more times while stuck in traffic the car will move!

4. The more anxious you are to travel in the eleventh hour, the more traffic jam, a motionless minute consumed, but also convinced, distracted ah.

5. Where’s my guy you are, is he stuck in traffic on the way here?

6. I went out early in the morning on January, and today, February, I’m still stuck in traffic on the highway, too not long to remember, year after year, but also year after year to eat this loss, if only the car could fly.

7. The development zone is paralyzed, the traffic jam is blocked, this national day driving tour seems to be paralyzed.

8. I can’t keep up with the times, everyone else says the next stop is happy, I do have a traffic jam at the next stop.

9. Cars are crammed into a lump, drivers are annoyed and horns are blaring.

10. These days, you can get off the night shift and wait in the cold at the intersection; when you want to take a taxi but can’t, take the initiative to ask you if you want to take a car, and take the initiative to choose a road with fewer cars for you when you’re stuck in traffic, and only black car drivers

11. The first time I saw it, I was in the car.

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12. And she said she got there early.

13. The car is blocked from the toll gate to the provincial road, so why not let it go for free?

14. Traveling on the November holiday, the toll is free, but the fuel costs more

15. Traveling on the National Day holiday do depressing things: being GPS sarcastic.

16. Staying at home during November is the biggest contribution to the long holiday, not hard for traffic police, not hard for cleaners, not hard for insurance companies, not hard for gasoline resources, not to mention the toll collectors who have to issue and collect cards when the highway is not tolled.

17. When you travel on the National Day holiday, driving across the bridge is a battle across the river.

18. The National Day holiday driving tour, I have practiced a realm: car traffic, mood is not blocked!

19. The traffic jam is so bad that everyone is getting out of the car to do morning exercises, and there are drivers walking their dogs on the highway.

20. The traffic jam is busy, the traffic jam is panic, the traffic jam is leisure, the traffic jam is happy, the traffic jam is more healthy.

21. Seeing and not seeing, traffic jam version: you drive, or not drive, the road is blocked there, not moving.

22. The longest national day ever plus the longest traffic jam!

23. The spacious road became waterlogged for a while.

24. 100 years of precipitation in one day all jammed.

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