Listening to the bed, an increasingly unavoidable embarrassment in a small urban living space.
Case in point: listening to the bed is scary and fun
How embarrassing is it if you run to reprimand someone for screaming and they may also point out your screaming characteristics with evidence? How can you keep yourself from being the star of the bed listening but at the same time be able to casually scream? You just need to do a little trick.
Close the doors and windows: Often, it’s not necessarily because the room is poorly soundproofed, but more likely because you’ve neglected to keep your doors and windows closed, especially if you have elderly children in the house.
Appropriate sound insulation: You certainly can’t wrap the walls with cloth at home like in a KTV, but you can still try to choose less materials that reflect sound easily, such as glass and ceramics, and more sound-absorbing materials such as cloth, wood panels or carpets, and tightening the curtains is also 20% better than leaving them open.
Late night no-go zone: Late at night is definitely a no-go zone for sex, no matter how good you feel, but very easy to be heard by others. When you just can’t help yourself, stuff a pillow into your mouth in time, remembering to bite down on it, although it will likely make your voice sound more like a whimper.
Make other sound sources: Turn on the TV or stereo just before sex. The TV is an intense Formula 1 race, and the Backstreet Boys are blaring from the stereo, not only to pace your atmosphere, but also to effectively mislead bed listeners, who in this case usually don’t pay particular attention to the grunts interspersed with those sounds.
There is a very interesting scene in the new movie “Do the Head”: her husband is buried in work, and after taking a shower, she puts on the sexy lingerie given by her best friend and deliberately scratches her head in front of her husband, who reacts by saying: this is an expensive dress, right? The fact is that you can always “listen to the bed” at the most unsuspecting time, which is not like the old days when men and women listened to the room on their wedding night. The fact is that you can listen to the bed at any time when you are least expecting it. In any case, when faced with bed listening, your attitude is one of extreme disgust, or do you go along with it to enjoy an alternative primal sound that you don’t often get to hear?
Small discussion: the two rooms were supposed to be one suite, with a door sealed off in the middle, so it wasn’t soundproof; the woman was screaming so badly, were they SM …… then heard the man go to the balcony, and we ran barefoot too, poking our heads in to see the The fierce man. It’s really gossipy to be in our business!
Fanny is 32 years old, the owner of a cafe in Beijing
We can always hear the sound of screaming from upstairs at night, and closing the windows doesn’t help. Our son is only 2 years old, if he asks us what this sound is, how do you think I should answer? I’ve been annoyed for a long time and finally talked about it on the neighborhood forum. People have come up with a lot of bad ideas, but I don’t think any of them are practical, after all, I don’t want to mess up my neighbors’ relationship.
Tips: 7 strategies for bed listening encounters
When you have to listen to the bed and are stuck with it, here are 7 tips to help you get out of trouble right away – let’s boil it down to 7 strategies to make sure you’re comfortable in bed listening encounters and win all the battles.
Strategy 1 Empty City
The easiest thing to do is to walk away from it. This plan is suitable for single good men and women who don’t want to disturb other people’s spring night, featuring a tight defense.
Strategy 2: Surrounding the Weiwei to save the Zhao
This plan is particularly effective when you can’t listen to it, for example, when the other party is screaming happily, you knock on the door and open it and ask: “Do you like to call her something or other, does she like to call something or other, do you want to know how I know? ” Then you can turn around and leave, or you can provocatively look directly at each other. The feature of this scheme is to attack them while they are unprepared, and it is absolutely tried and true.
Strategy 3 Breaking the ice
What’s the alternative? The company’s main goal is to provide a solution to the problem. The company’s main goal is to provide the best possible service to its customers. This is a great way to get the most out of your life, but it’s probably just as effective, and at least you’ll get in shape!
Strategy 4: Kill with a knife
After a while, the “evil” is in the air, and if you are not kind, you can blame me for not being right. I can also pretend to be worried and say that I don’t know what terrible thing happened in that house. Let the management office or 110 to solve it, you are still a good neighbor to all, the next day to see them, you can praise each other look really good, must have good dreams at night. This is the cleanest and most effective plan, featuring the ability to cut the grass and eliminate the roots, with no consequences.
Strategy 5 Strike while the fire is hot
What could be easier than listening to the bed to get you all horny? This is really the most effective aphrodisiac, stop what you are doing right now, there are so many things you can do, such as taking a love bath, passionate floor show, have a passionate sound track competition with them …… and even discuss their decibel, time, frequency, age, marital sex or extramarital affairs… …how fun that is! The feature of this scheme is that it is a win-win and wonderful way to use the topic and turn it into something magical, suitable for multiple use.
Strategy 6 Watching the fire from across the river
Although they objectively disturb you and others, you graciously forgive them, after all, people who can scream and listen without fear are extremely healthy physically and psychologically, you don’t have to appreciate but also don’t have to blame, at least this is a vivid sex education lesson that teaches you how to understand thoroughly “With pleasure you will shout”. The use of this plan requires peace of mind and is characterized by the fact that the initiative is always yours to respond to changes.
Strategy 7: Point and shout
You can knock on the wall to demonstrate, or you can shout “Keep it down my baby is woken up by you”. The most “toxic” is to point at the family’s pets, cats and dogs and say loudly: “How many times have I said, do not scream in the dead of night, do not want people to sleep.” Although the pet to suffer a little aggravation, but objectively can warn the next door, do not be too arrogant ah. But this scheme should not be abused, otherwise it will affect your relationship with your neighbors, after all, you reprimanded them as cats and dogs.