Be sure to remember those people who talk with you late into the night, because of them, you have dark circles under your eyes. And do you know what other funny sentences? The following is a compilation of advanced and sand carved words _ amusing and titillating words, hope you like it.
Advanced and sand-carved words
1. I am single because no one can easily match me as a communist successor.
2. When I don’t want to care about you, it’s useless to coax me, you have to send me a red packet.
3. It doesn’t matter if you don’t like me, after all, not everyone has good taste.
4. You can live like a pig, but you can’t be as happy as a pig.
5. Please care about the foodie around you, she may be propped up if she’s not paying attention.
6. There is no banquet that doesn’t end, but if you treat yourself, I can eat more with you.
7. You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and you never get up early.
8. People don’t usually say I’m handsome, they usually just say I was born with dominance.
9. I haven’t weighed myself in six months because I: heart. I have not weighed in for a full six months because I: heart. Yes. The number.
10. Everyone else is holding hands, but I’m holding a dog in my hand, walking around, looking at it, and seeing who’s upset and biting it.
11. If you like someone, you don’t have to fall in love with them, you can just get married.
12. Life will make you suffer for a while, and then after you get used to it, it will make you suffer for the rest of your life.
13. You’ve been kind enough to lie, how dare I be kind enough to disbelieve.
14. If you want to be beautiful, you should sleep more and feel beautiful when you are dazed.
15. I’m so mad at myself for not having the time of my life.
16. Let’s have a relationship when we have time, I’ll keep crushing on you when I don’t.
17. If you are still up this late, you must have something on your mind, such as worrying about not being able to get up in the morning.
18. Since I had a nervous breakdown, I’ve become much more energetic.
19. Don’t wait for your intended person to be a gaijin trash who spends all day bouncing in bars and is a famous mountain donkey than
20. However, 99% of people choose to lock the screen first.
22. I went to the hospital today and the doctor said I was hypoglycemic and needed a few sweet words.
23. You don’t keep clamoring for gifts for Children’s Day, meeting me is the best gift God has ever given you.
24. The road of life is long, there are always a few wrong steps, knowing you is also a kind of mistake, right?
25. I weigh myself with time, and then count my own frivolity and arrogance.
26. The only reason I’m fat is because my body is too small to accommodate my full-bodied personality.
27. The more developed our imagination is in the face of facts, the worse the consequences.
28. You have to remember that no matter how estranged we become in the end, a red packet will bring us back to the beginning.
29. This summer, not going out feels like a waste of life, going out feels like a death sentence.
These are the words that make people happy and provocative
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2. My mind is very easy to guess, except you are rich.
3. No smile is bad luck, once you smile your face is big.
4. I sincerely want to make money a hobby for me.
5. I struggled with fat and almost didn’t sacrifice it.
6. There are only two things I won’t do in life, this and that.
7. I asked the fan am I ugly? It shook its head all night.
8. High price to sell my brain has not been used interested in private.
9. My secret to staying young: lying about my age.
10. What color do you like? Chutney
11. Not returning messages is fixing Notre Dame de Paris.
12. I suspect you like me but I have no proof.
13. I asked the fan am I ugly? It shook its head all night.
14. My secret to staying young: lying about my age.
15. I can’t do anything, but eating is number one.
16. Chinese Americans are nothing, I’m a Chinese beauty.
17. All other girls want to be pampered I just want to fight you alone
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19. No more twitter, the taste of missing you guys slowly experience.
20. Beautiful people only talk half the time and don’t know why.
21. Heaven is full, hell is closed, God left me on earth.
22. Your house is really poor I said go to your house to play you said no way
23. Today the weather is a little hot want to find someone to chill out.
24. It’s a nice day today I wonder if a date will fall.
25. Eat well, drink well and live long and be fat and full of hope
26. The picture is for reference only, the specific is based on the real thing.
27. What if I get old, those square dances are so hard.
Cute sand carving copy
1. Don’t always go online, also on the scale it
2. I asked the swallow why you come?
3. leather factory will fall sister-in-law will run my love for you until old age
4. super super like you, mouth three points, heart ten points.
5. You are my joy hidden in the breeze for thousands of miles in the mountains and fields
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7. Happiness is when the food is in the pot and the friends miss it, not asking about tomorrow.
8. I hope you are full of mountains and rivers, but only aspire to me
9. For the future of my high cool I will not hahahaha in the future I will only say thanks for having been laughed at
10. I hope your college entrance exam ranking is the same as the ranking in my heart
11. Human sadness and happiness are not connected, but sleepy and do not want to go to school is connected
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13. Life closes a door for you and also tells you to hide at home if you are so ugly.
14. It’s a good time to hide under an umbrella and think about you
15. People are really driven to do everything except math problems
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17. Life is always a mess, but I fill it up with eating and sleeping.
18. I’m sorry we don’t fit. The only thing I can’t afford to let go of in this life is chopsticks.
19. There is no banquet that doesn’t end, but if you treat me, I can eat more with you.
20. Life is short, and meat is the remedy for the world.
21. It doesn’t matter if the object is not there, the milk tea will be sad if you don’t drink it
22. Moonlight doesn’t hold you time destroys you can I love you
23. Life is not about attacking first and then retreating, with an I love you in between
24. I feel like I’m in love with my math teacher because in front of the person I love, the IQ is basically zero.
25. I don’t dare to look you in the eye, I’m afraid that every look I give is like a confession.
26. When you laugh, the thunder is gentle and the rainstorm is silent.
27. If you feel hard, come hide in my arms.
28. In fact, when I’m sad, all I want is a simple hug and $10 million in cash.