The following is a careful summary of some familiar Beijing witticisms, really special humor, I hope you will like it, let’s look at it together today.
The old lady series
1. Old lady on the chicken nest fool
2. Old lady’s foot-binding cloth is smelly and long.
3. Old ladies roll the dice big time
4. Old ladies hold their grandchildren in great joy.
5, the old lady jumping under the bed a outflow.
6, old lady toe nest for life.
7, the old lady’s urinal to blemished goods.
8. The old lady leaning against the wall drinking porridge vile and shameless nasty.
9. The old lady patched up the poor beat up.
10. The old lady spreads eggs one spoonful at a time.
Dog series
11, dog bites Lü Dongbin does not know the good heart!
12、Dog series eight bubbles of shit bubble licking can not be clean.
13. Dogs wearing chewers blindly hule.
14. The dog’s eye is low.
15. The dog takes the rat and meddles in the matter.
16. A dog’s mouth cannot spit out ivory teeth.
17. The dog whisked the duck and quacked it.
18. The dog’s mouth is the only thing that lifts the curtain on the door.
19. Dogs bite urine bubbles and rejoice.
20. A dog bites a dog’s hair.
Rabbit series
21、Rabbit pulling out his ears to wai mud.
22. The rabbit folds its heels and nests its horns.
23. The rabbit patted his heart without heart and lungs.
24. The rabbit was paralyzed in the bath.
25. The rabbit fought and broke up the stall.
26. The rabbit with a beard pretending to be an old man.
27. The rabbit’s flag singled out.
28. The old Chenren’er of the rabbit in the other year.
The Gods and Goddesses series
29. Mud Bodhisattva crossing the river itself!
30. The Queen Mother scolded the old baby of the birthday boy!
31、Jiang Tai Gong fishing willingly hooked!
32, the pig’s eight quit putting down the rake not to serve.
33. Piggybacking on the mirror is not a person inside and out.
34. The King of Zao goes on the offering table to take the enamel.
35. The king of zao goes to heaven and says all the good things.
36. The Dragon King set fire to change his profession.
37. The family did not recognize the family when the water washed away the Dragon King Temple.
38. Five hundred Luohan fighting Guanyin raised a great number of people.
The Shitty Series
39、The Shitty Series goes into the cesspit to have a full meal
40、The Shitty Series blows the trumpet and spouts shit
41、The Shitty Series wears a mask and is shameless
42、The Shitty Series carries a big flag and is notorious
43、The Shitty Series wears a flower and is beautiful
44、The Shitty Series wears a bowler hat and is full of foreign faces
45、Shitters moving stinky toss
Zodiac series
46、Rats lick the cat’s nose and sip it to death!
47, a flower in a cow dung does not match
48, the tiger into the coffin scared to death!
49, wrenched not to ride the rabbit without steady strength
50, the Dragon King moving powerful (away from the sea)
51, the front of the pharmacy hanging snakeskin scare people!
52、Horsetail string tofu can’t be lifted
53、Selling sheep’s head meat home without drama
54、Monkeys eat mustard and roll their eyes
55、Roast chicken big nest neck
56、Pug in a sedan chair not know how to lift up
57、Pig’s nose inserted onion pretend like
Zhang Fei series
58, Zhang Fei eat bean sprouts a piece of cake
59, Zhang Fei caught a rat wide-eyed glare
60, Zhang Fei stoned melon seeds is not enough to plug the teeth
61, Zhang Fei scolded Guan Yu misunderstanding
62, Zhang Fei singing songs rough voice
63, Zhang Fei flip face blowing beard glare
Small word series
64. The child pooped and moved to the nest.
65、Children playing vinegar straight out and straight in
66、Children have no mother to talk about long words.
67. Children playing on swings take it easy.
68. The little boy sleeps on the cool bed alone because he is strong
69. The little foot kicks the ball across the row
70. The little chicken eats the soybean strong crossbow
71. The little onion accompanies the tofu a green and two white
72. The little Lippa (little apprentice) wrestles and gives the man to eat the man
73. The little cat snores like no other
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75, children climbing the stairs step by step is a bump
Wu Dalang series
76, Wu Dalang frame night owl what people play what birds
77, Wu Dalang kite flying out of the hand is not high
78, Wu Dalang dance hold thick legs
79, Wu Dalang sell a set of pots
80. Wu Dalang can ride a camel but can’t get off
Life is fun series
81. A rope with two grasshoppers can’t jump you and can’t run me
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86、Maids with keys are not in charge of the house
87、Rolling pin blowing fire|Knowledgeable
88、Lao Xi’er playing the huqin and taking care of himself
89、The more you raise a king in a jar, the more you raise a jerk
90、Night owls enter the house and nothing comes
91、Mazi does not call
92, eat popsicles and pull popsicles without words
93, Han Xin leads the troops more often
94, Tianqiao’s handle just talk but not practice
95, kite flying in the woods around the
96, casserole pounding garlic a hammer deal
97, noodle tea pot cooked peach muddle crooked mouth outside with a hair
98、Wooden glasses are impervious
99、Riding a donkey to see the singing book and see what happens
100、Luo pot on the mountain money tight