2.14 is Valentine’s Day, I am here to wish you all a happy Valentine’s Day in advance, so today I have compiled five excellent Valentine’s Day humorous paragraphs, I hope it will help you in your work and study, welcome to read!
Valentine’s Day humor paragraph one
1, the lover’s time to remember the past, the family is difficult to become very unfortunate.
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2. The wife is looking for the ugly one, where it is safe to put it, the one who does all the housework, and the one who doesn’t care about the girls you pick up.
3. Weaving, in fact, we can chat online, I am preparing to install broadband Internet to play visual phone.
4. When you see a couple, walk through the middle, preferably in a group, one by one.
5、Meeting you is pure providence, fall in love with you one heart, bitter love you never regret, miss you make me lose heart, get you to be satisfied.
6、Mud is the mouth of the nest short! The mud is the nest’s monsense! The nest looks at the mud with deep affection! The nest wants to say to the mud, nest short mud! (Please read aloud)
7. As long as the heart is beating, there is a tide of blood, and your smile will be printed on the red moon that rises every night in front of my little window.
8. I have collected millions of smiling petals to make a gorgeous wedding dress for you, hoping that you will come to me and be my beautiful bride.
9. In my heroic youth, there was a girl who was willing to lose her life for me, and she said with a strong will: If you haunt me again, I’ll die!
10. I called out to you on the beach, swept away by the waves; I called out to you on the mountain, blown away by the wind; I called out to you on the street, wow! Taken away by x!
11. You kiss my face every day. If you are a migratory bird, I would like to turn into your feathers to accompany you to fly south and north, to shield you from the storm. Happy Valentine’s Day!
12. Valentine’s Day left me alone, Christmas also left me alone, New Year’s Day also left me alone, have the ability to test you also let me alone ah.
13. To you, I have surrendered unconditionally, you just sign the love contract, or no one will want me!
14. The weaver embroidered a cloud of brocade, the cowherd looked forward to the west of the river. The magpie bridge is erected between the rivers, and the eve is finally short. The company’s main goal is to provide the best possible service to its customers. I want the Milky Way to pass away, to two stars forever clean!
15. God’s greatest gift to me is to let me have you and your love! On this eve, I bless us to be together forever and never part!
16、Water is flowing, fish is swimming, love you do not need a reason; wind is blowing, rain is falling, would love to hold you a kiss; sky has love, earth has love, romantic today, okay?
17. You are a bit spiritual, I am a bit silly; you are a bit showy, I am a bit earthy; you are a bit fragrant, I am a bit drunk; if you are angry, I will not lose my temper.
18. There is a tacit understanding called unspoken, there is a feeling called wonderful, there is a happiness called having you with you, and there is an idiot who will see it through. Happy Valentine’s Day.
19. People are so tired of living: they have to wait in line to get on the bus, love you and suffer, eat without flavor, drink easily, and earn money to pay taxes! The company’s main goal is to provide a comprehensive range of products and services to the public.
20. I said, “I don’t want to say anything, I don’t want to say anything, but I want to go away and come back. The real water should have no fragrance, so the real love should only be speechless.
Valentine’s Day humor paragraph two
1. 33 days and 3 hours and 3 minutes after I met you, I brushed the doujinshi again, but this time, I didn’t say I was in love with you.
2. Who says being single is bad? Love is valuable, freedom is more expensive, if you die for being single, both can be thrown away.
3. The lips proposed to the tongue, and the tongue looked disdainful: you are the gun, I am the sword, and you are in a piece of it must be a war of words every day.
4. Come on! In this confession of love, I am your captive, let you lash me mercilessly, I will wait for you all my life.
5、Meeting you I am the silk rain of early spring, gazing at you I am the green shade of summer, near you I am the stars of late autumn, having you I am the sun of winter.
6. Tears, a kind of painful raindrops, have been raining in my world since I don’t know when, only to know that my heart hurts so much that it drips blood, all only for you.
7, given that you live in my heart for several years, not to pay rent, given that I dream to accompany you degree, sleep deprivation, my dear, you simply agree to be my girlfriend!
8. Dear lazy bug, whether winter sleep is thick, dreaming with a smile; today’s weather is really good, remember to take a bath this afternoon, lest your scent, tomorrow put me down!
9. Mathematics makes me very tired, physics is not even right. The study really makes me pine, and my spirit is about to collapse. The only thing I won’t fall off the wagon is the Internet!
10. Ah! Your skin is so lustrous, your fragrance is so irresistible, let me bite you hard, my dear – red meat!
11、Love a person is too silly, love two at least, three wu not much, ten eight dashing. But what about me? Since I met you, it is too silly too silly!
12. I am a bird imprisoned by you, have forgotten how high the sky is, in this dazzling city but can not accommodate my obsession, tears are my only luxury.
13. I am a white cloud to shade you from the blazing sun, I am the breeze to sing softly for you, I am the rain to moisten your face, I am a shooting star to make a wish for you!
14. I don’t love you, it’s a lie, it’s against my heart, I really don’t want to tell lies, but I just don’t love you, it’s to lie to you, I can’t let you guess through my heart!
15. Sincerely accept your wife’s emotional dictatorship and don’t talk to strangers, especially not to strange women. Except, of course, the old lady who asks for directions.
16. You are the flowers and I am the green leaves to set off your beauty, you are the moon and I am the stars to set off your beauty, you are the tea and I am the boiling water, can I soak you?
17, and you touch your head, two happy love each other; and you kiss mouth, tender full of drunkenness; and you hug the waist, happiness I want; and you hook hand, the fate of the phase S keep!
18. Once there was a thief’s love in front of me, I didn’t pay attention to it, and now I regret it! The company’s main business is to provide a wide range of products and services to its customers.
19. This feeling has never been there, around every day thoughts, every breath, the heart is occupied, but bitterly unsupported, it is you who makes me fascinated, for you the heart has its own.
20. I want to send you roses, but unfortunately the price is too expensive; I want to give you comfort, but I have not yet learned; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send a text message to you.
Valentine’s Day humor paragraph three
1. I may not be the best, but is there any other choice now?
2. Today, I’m hiring more kids and calling out to dads when I see them, to break up a pair.
3. I can’t sleep because I want you to think about you, my heart is pounding because I want you to think about me, my heart is pounding because I love you, and I’m dying because I love you!
4. Please marry me!
The first thing I’m going to do is to get married to you, and you’ll be the second happiest person in the world.
5. The mountains are beyond the mountains, the buildings are beyond the buildings, my brother’s body is as strong as an ox, the spring breeze makes my brother drunk, and only treats dinosaurs as pretty girls. Dear, happy white x man day!
6. Seeking for people: a woman with a slim body, extraordinary appearance, gentle and lovely; always in my heart. Anyone who knows the whereabouts please contact me. Willing to pay with a diamond ring!
7. The days together are very plain, seemingly uneventful, except that, such ordinary days are the most romantic, right? Happy Valentine’s Day, wife!
8. The long-awaited love, the cold moon, the cold wind at night, the Valentine’s Day alone to return, looking at the shadow since the sad. The company’s main goal is to provide the best possible service to its customers.
9. Looking for someone: A woman is elegant, gentle, intelligent and kind, resident in my heart. The company’s main goal is to provide a solution to the problem.
10. Ah! The first thing you need to do is help him out! The first thing I did was to get to know the people in the city. The first thing you need to do is to get a good idea of what you’re doing. Happy Valentine’s Day! The other half of your life will be found soon.
11. Treat your lover as warm as spring, treat the opposite sex as hot as summer, and treat your enemy as ruthless as winter. The company’s main goal is to provide a good service to its customers.
12. Happy Valentine’s Day! If you’re going to have a lonely Valentine’s Day, don’t be sad! The one person who can bring you joy will be around soon, trust me!
13. First-class men have homes outside their homes; second-class men have flowers outside their homes; third-class men find homes in flowers; fourth-class men come home from work; fifth-class men’s wives don’t come home; sixth-class men have no wives and no homes.
14. Dear friend, may this day of Valentine’s Day: the boss obeys you, the car lets you, the flowers smell good, the handsome man accompanies you, the love sweetens you, and I miss you to death! Happy Valentine’s Day!
15、Your eyes blink, I die in the past, your eyes blink again, I come to life, your eyes blink around, I die and live. Oh, happy Valentine’s Day!
16. I see vicissitudes between your eyebrows, I see confidence in your eyes, I see years on your forehead, I see leeks between your lips and teeth, go brush your teeth! Happy Valentine’s Day!
17. You are the train, I am the railroad; you are the bricks and mortar, I am the mud; you are the clouds, I am the wind; you are the chocolate, I am the wrapping paper; you are the love, I am the love, it is wonderful to have you.
18、Meeting you is unintentional, knowing you is providential, thinking about you is love, not seeing you when two hearts, seeing you will be one heart, if someday you have tired, at least I still have memories!
19. Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, in order to reflect the local characteristics, I use Chinese elements to say to you in a Chinese style: Li Mu Ai Bai Spoon, Happy Valentine’s Day! I wish you a happy day!
20. You are from Yunnan Yuanmou, I am from Beijing Zhoukou, let me take your fluffy hand and bite it gently! Oh, it’s love that makes us walk upright! Let’s go hunting together on Valentine’s Day!
Valentine’s Day humor paragraph four
1. February 14 came, there are lovers of Valentine’s Day, the wife of the strict control of the women of the strict holiday.
2. The only good thing about Valentine’s Day is that you don’t have to work overtime at night.
3. I wonder which one of these chicks is my future husband dating right now?
4. I’m still young, I only have June 1st, not July 1st, thanks.
5. Tanabata is for breakups, April Fools’ Day is for confessions.
6. Seeing Phoenix, you will still find Furong sister annoying?
7, Tanabata is not scary, what’s scary is that the person you like is spending Tanabata with someone else.
8. I hope tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day will be a big sunny day, turning a couple of couples into big scones.
9. On Valentine’s Day, if you make a phone call, I’ll be right there with you.
10. Valentine’s Day. The company’s main business is to provide a wide range of products and services.
They are all looking forward to it, the one I love you.
11. Love is just a luxury of life, it’s better to have it, and it won’t die without it.
12. I’ve never received any roses other than facebook emojis, so is that sad?
13. The old road west wind thin horses, sunset, broken hearted people waiting for your phone!
14. Roses all the way, never felt this holiday so far away from me.
15、Valentine’s Day one did not pass?
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16, single Valentine’s Day, looking forward to that day of pouring rain.
17, the world’s most distant distance, is the Tanabata arrived, we are not together.
18. Someone asked me how I was going to spend this Valentine’s Day. Bullshit, of course, is a laugh and pass!
19. The only way to know if a shoe fits is to wear it on your own feet.
20. I’m not afraid to spend Tanabata alone, I’m afraid you’ll spend it with someone else.
Valentine’s Day humor paragraph five
1, man: I sent the chocolate is delicious?
Women: It’s delicious, my boyfriend loves it.
2. My room is full of Valentine’s Day gifts, I’m not a high roller, I’m just a lazy courier.
3. What is the most depressing thing about Tanabata? It is the time of the year when the cowherd and the weaver see each other once a year and the great aunt of the weaver comes.
4. Q: What if there is no lover on Valentine’s Day?
The gods replied: Qingming Festival at home did not die of a few people do not have to get killed?
5. A girl asked her boyfriend: Valentine’s Day, what to send me ah? 2b boyfriend: I send a new pose to you!
6. So far, in the curses I have seen about Tanabata, this is the most vicious: curse the weaver Tanabata to come to the great aunt!
7. Today’s Valentine’s Day plus Lantern Festival, feel unlucky to eat edge elimination students, just eat lying edge instead, remember to remember.
8. Valentine’s Day idea: youth like playing mahjong, cannon, self-touching, how many geeks and rotten women, organs, just to enjoy the moment of pushing down
9. Tanabata arrived, the boss of the hotel smiled, the next day, the boss of the pharmacy also smiled, a month later the hospital doctor should also smile.
10. The best Tanabata gift: a female colleague gave me a pack of tissues before work at night, saying it was a Tanabata gift, and asked me to save it.
11. Valentine’s Day, the best gift for your lover. This is an obscure advertisement. But definitely a favorite sign of love among lovers.
12. We just received a decree from the Jade Emperor: the cowherd and the weaving maiden lost their footing and fell off the magpie bridge due to overexcitement, therefore, Tanabata is cancelled, so please tell each other about the lovers’ friends.
13. As the saying goes: the train is not pushed, happiness is not blown; Tanabata, I want to say to you: there you are right, the heart will also be drunk.
14. What are you going to give your girlfriend for Valentine’s Day? I bought a 1t mobile hard drive for the holiday, to give my girlfriend a big house.
15. The most profound quarrel of Valentine’s Day, I saw a woman in the subway station tearfully pounding a man: today you did not bring your ID card!
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16、Women: Valentine’s Day and Lantern Festival is the same day this year, how to romanticize it?
17. At night, I should be able to shake Facebook at home and find all kinds of beautiful girls to comfort them. The right is this, do not ask me who I am, please call me Thunderbolt!
18, Tanabata Festival, Ziwei: Erkang, today’s Valentine’s Day, you sing a song for me to hear. Good. Love really needs Yongqi you mb ah.
19, Valentine’s Day, the most profound quarrel, in the subway station to see a woman in tears pounding a man: today you did not even bring ID! What do you mean by this!
20. If someone sends me a gift today, it will be Valentine’s Day. The company’s main goal is to provide a comprehensive range of products and services to the public.
If I don’t have a Lantern Festival, it’s Friday.