My friend Zhang, a central province people (to avoid map gun, here do not say the name of the place), after graduation back home and friends together with a joint venture opened a wedding company, these years the business is very prosperous. The day before yesterday he happened to pass by my city, and I chatted for a long time, drinking until midnight.
During the meeting I mentioned to him that now some of the strange videos on the Internet about the bridal chamber, what to the bride’s private parts into the wine ah, the bride and groom stripped naked and thrown into the nest ah, and even in public to let the bride to the groom to do humiliating things ah and so on, old Zhang and I said this is what? Our side of the play is also high, especially in the townships and urban-rural combination, we do the wedding ceremony on this game has long seen strange.
I listened to it, and asked him to elaborate. He also sold off, I had to toast him two glasses of wine before slowly talking about.
Old Zhang said that generally we understand the bridal chamber is the bride and groom, but just let the bride and groom in that tossing people feel not enough to get high, so there are many places is the bridesmaids, and even do the wedding ceremony specifically arranged for the dusty women to do bridesmaids, whatever you guests how to dispose of it, we know these need not say. Old Zhang drank a mouthful of wine and then said that many of their local customs are not good, many people in the city can not accept the bad customs in the township areas have been very market, so many places when the wedding is not to let the bride and groom, but the main trouble with the father-in-law and daughter-in-law, that is, the performance and simulation of dust picking, this is particularly striking in men and women, and then the performance of “Uncle steal sister-in-law “, is to let the groom’s brother or brother and the bride to haunt, this can also be particularly attractive to many people’s eyes. This plays more items, some of them are indeed quite over, but there is a saying that the newlyweds three days without big and small, so the bridal chamber no matter how far we can only accept, sometimes know that it will be too much even beforehand the groom pull the next room to go, and even let the mother-in-law also avoid, here the old Zhang said a few ways to play: 1.
1. hold daughter-in-law
The father-in-law to hold his daughter-in-law into the wedding room, but this hold on the delicate, must be “good people hold”, the daughter-in-law facing the father-in-law two legs wrapped around the father-in-law waist, two hands wrapped around the father-in-law neck, the father-in-law two hands holding the daughter-in-law’s ass. Is it that simple? Wrong, the key is that the male mouth and a date, the whole process of the daughter-in-law and the father-in-law must touch their mouths together to hold the date to prevent it from falling, which is the same as calling two people holding and kissing. If the date fell in the process, the two will be punished, the father-in-law will have to hold the daughter-in-law in the house to walk around three times, the daughter-in-law must be in the father-in-law mouth three kisses, the crowd will be laughing very happy.
2. Squeeze the balloon
Host in the crotch of the father-in-law stuffed with a small balloon, the balloon is specially selected, not too big or small just right, and not full of not easy to squeeze the kind, stuffed into the crotch of the father-in-law and then zipper up, then told the father-in-law to lie on the bed, and then the daughter-in-law will sit on the crotch of the father-in-law, with his ass to break the balloon inside, because it is difficult to break, so you will see the daughter-in-law will sit on the crotch of the father-in-law grinding for a long time, the side on that The company’s main goal is to provide the best possible service to its customers. The father-in-law also a few strokes ah…. The male is often not strong enough to react after a few grinding, so that the crotch more “swollen”, the scene will be very embarrassing, the crowd will also be more excited. There is also a way to squeeze the balloon is to put the balloon on the bride’s buttocks, and then hold the bed pouting buttocks to the father-in-law, so that the father-in-law to hold the waist of his daughter-in-law, hard with his crotch to top the balloon on his daughter-in-law’s buttocks, but also very exciting fun.
3. planting “fortune and prosperity” and “early childbirth” hickey
This game is to have the daughter-in-law plant three hickeys on the body of the father-in-law, the so-called “fortune and longevity”, and then the father-in-law then plant four hickeys on the daughter-in-law, the so-called “early birth”, this is more exciting, generally play to this game groom and mother-in-law will be uproarious The crowd was invited to separate elsewhere, for fear that the bride and father-in-law will have psychological pressure. The place where the hickeys are planted is set by the host or the crowd, generally the daughter-in-law has to kiss her father-in-law’s neck, chest and stomach until the hickeys appear, but also play hard to tell the father-in-law to take off his pants so that the daughter-in-law kisses the inner thighs. The father-in-law generally has to kiss the daughter-in-law’s neck, shoulders, belly and thighs until a hickey is left, there are also playing hard to tell the father-in-law to kiss the daughter-in-law’s cleavage, this even if the play is skipped. The last hickeys have to be checked by the side, not qualified to kiss again, must kiss the traces very deep to do, which is called long and long. And the process of planting hickeys, one of the parties is lying on the bed, the other party lying on his (her) body to kiss, the scene is extra exciting.
4. Eat peanuts
This is also a very exciting game, there are easy mode and complex mode two. Simple mode is suitable for slightly conservative families, is to let the bride take off her shoes and socks, in each of her toes are a peanut, and then the father-in-law cupped his daughter-in-law’s feet, without the help of hands, head down to eat each peanut into the mouth, so that each peanut is equal to a kiss on the daughter-in-law’s feet. Complicated mode is much more luscious, will call the daughter-in-law lying on the bed, and then lift up the hem of the cheongsam or skirt to reveal a pair of thighs, and then the two legs clamped, in the middle of the leg crevice stuffed with peanuts, the father-in-law will have to lie on his daughter-in-law’s thighs, head down with his mouth one by one to eat the peanuts, which will inevitably their own faces and mouths and the inner thighs of the daughter-in-law intimate contact, the crowd will be very excited at this time. There is a more excessive way to play is to ask the daughter-in-law to eat the peanuts or other nuts on the body of the father-in-law, is to ask the father-in-law to sit on the edge of the bed, put some peanuts or raisins on his crotch and so on, and then the daughter-in-law will kneel down in front of the mouth with peanuts or raisins to eat, we can imagine the scene, right? This time the male to no physical reaction that is basically a saint, or itself can not be. Anyway, this game we want to see is the eunuch has a reaction, which is what makes the crowd happy. Even for this reason will be derived from some more excessive play, such as not peanuts but coated with honey, so that you can only use your tongue to lick clean, usually coated in the father-in-law’s stomach and chest for his daughter-in-law to eat, so that his daughter-in-law with a tender little tongue in that lick, the second can not. Of course playing to this step is not a lot.
5. warm nest
This is the more ultimate play in the game of the male and daughter-in-law, generally play to this has also been close to the end, and many people onlookers are rushing to this most exciting finale. Warm nest, as the name implies is to daughter-in-law and father-in-law to sleep together a nest, play is the bride first lie into the nest, and then someone on the side of the hand into the nest to test the temperature, and then shout “not hot enough hot! The bride wears too many clothes!” The bride can only take off one piece of clothing and throw it out, and then the next person will reach in to test the temperature (meet the hooligans will directly reach out to touch the bride, and then the bride can not be seized), and then coaxing, the bride will continue to take off, of course, because it is the daughter-in-law, so we will not let the bride are stripped, basically BRA and panties will still let her wear, and then is the crowd stripped only the underwear The father-in-law will get into the nest and the bride to sleep together, then the father-in-law in the nest even if the heart is very happy, but the surface is still more or less embarrassed, the crowd will be outside the nest desperately push the two to a piece, until the two are close together, and then the crowd will be coaxed to call the father-in-law and daughter-in-law in the nest to do some action, such as calling the father-in-law hug the daughter-in-law, call the daughter-in-law legs wrapped around the father-in-law, of course, there are also calls for the father-in-law or daughter-in-law to press on each other’s body. Daughter-in-law pressed on each other, but this action unless it is a very thick-skinned people, even in rural areas, not many people have the face to do, think about how embarrassing it will be.
6. Guess the husband
Guess the husband this game is not the father-in-law and daughter-in-law to play, is the groom’s friends, or neighborhood boys (the old king next door?) To participate in an exciting game, if it is to meet the beautiful bride that in order to compete for a place to play this game may have guys will fight. The way the game is played is that the bride sits on the edge of the bed, and then her eyes are covered with a red cloth or blindfold, at which point several guys are picked out to take turns sitting next to the bride (the real groom will instead be pulled away from the game at this point, in order to increase the excitement), and then the sitting guys are asked to hold the bride’s little hand, and then a kiss on the bride’s face or neck, and then the bride will be asked to reach out and touch the side twice The “groom”, generally touch the legs or belly of the next person, not allowed to touch the face, and then the host will ask the bride: “Is this your husband?” , the bride if you say no, then the next guy on, the same set of actions before asking questions, if the bride says: “This is my husband!” (because the real husband will often be quietly pulled away, so basically will guess wrong), then the onlookers will be forced not to laugh, then the bride will continue to blindfolded and then and the man to do a set of actions, the most common is to ask the bride to hold the “husband” neck and his mouth to mouth deep kiss, some will be more exciting point let the bride sitting back The man’s lap, the two legs sandwiched between the man’s waist and him to a deep kiss, and then the bystanders are there to count, slowly count to 10 when the bride’s blindfold removed at once (the so-called “slow count”, sometimes it takes more than a minute to count to 10), the bride look at their own and “the old king next door The bride will immediately be ashamed of kissing with the “old man next door”, and then the onlookers will let out a big laugh. Of course, some brides are quite fine, the side of the man kissed his own round, she said: “This one is not my husband! But then the host will be replaced by a group of men to participate in the game, which will be a mix of all kinds of people, even forty to fifty years old can go up to kiss the bride, the bride think so on but a big loss, after the village men can say that they have kissed, it is better to find a random “wild man” to recognize the husband! And again. So this game can be said to be the men’s favorite, who took a fairy-like daughter-in-law, their own bridal chamber of this opportunity to reasonably and legally take advantage of others, usually see only YY.
7. filial sister-in-law
As the name implies, this game or to the groom’s brother and the bride interaction. Usually the groom’s own brothers or cousins, called out by the host or the group, and then do a series of “filial” sister-in-law ambiguous action, the bride must also cooperate. Typical actions include.
1. Uncle to help sister-in-law wash feet – bring a basin of warm water, the bride took off her shoes and socks to let Uncle hold the feet into the warm water, and then let Uncle squat to the bride’s feet repeatedly scrubbed, after washing the crowd will be coaxed to say sister-in-law’s feet wash fragrant fragrant? If you go up to kiss, then the young uncle and then come forward in the bride’s feet on the palm of a kiss, which is the end.
2. uncle to help his sister-in-law trim toenails – uncle sitting next to the bride, the bride’s feet and legs washed on his lap, and then take a trim toenail thing in the bride’s toes rubbing around, the manicure is also meaningful, the key is that the scene looks quite exciting.
3. feed sister-in-law to eat bananas – this is very understandable, is literally, Uncle standing on the ground, the crotch of the zipper open clip a peeled banana, the bride wears a blindfold squatting under the Uncle, listening to the command of the crowd holding the Uncle’s legs to head up, and then touched the banana on the bite to eat, but often will not be so smooth. The bride is wearing a blindfold, so she may have rubbed her face against her uncle.
4. to sister-in-law unbuttoned bra – again, as the name implies, is to put his hands into the bride’s back clothes to unbutton the bride’s bra. Generally the crowd will not allow the uncle so simple to unbutton the bride’s bra, will be in the process of some difficult problems to make things difficult for the uncle, that is, let the uncle’s hand in the bride’s back for a while longer. The bride’s hand will be on the bride’s back for a while.
5. sister-in-law to the young uncle to lower the fire – these actions are done, the young uncle should have been titillated by the fire, so the crowd will ask the bride to the young uncle to lower the fire, this action is very exciting, many times people will let the bride to do the same “fire” action to the father-in-law. That is, the young uncle (or father-in-law) forked legs sitting on the edge of the bed does not move, the bride mouth with an ice cube kneeling in front of the young uncle, and then face forward, with mouth bite the zipper on the crotch flap of the young uncle pulled down, the whole process shall not use their hands, and then use their own face and mouth to open the flap, and then spit the ice cube in, and then bite the zipper on the flap to close the “door”. This time the young uncle will often be cool a shiver. Some brides are too difficult and too shameful to do this action, then you have to do another set of actions, is their own ice cube sitting on the lap of the brother-in-law, and then hold the brother-in-law neck to send the mouth, and finally is the mouth stick together to contain the ice in their mouth to send the brother-in-law mouth, this scene is also exciting to let people can not stand.
8. Rolling in bed
Of course, and the eunuch “nest warming” game, the bride and groom’s friends or neighbors will also have a similar exciting game, but generally and the eunuch will not play this after the drama, “nest warming” and “rolling As the grand finale, you will basically only play one of these games. The one who is selected to roll in bed with the bride is basically the one who was wrongly guessed by the bride before playing “guess the husband”, and if the bride is beautiful, the “husband” who was wrongly guessed by her can be the lucky star of the day, in addition to the opportunity to hug and kiss the bride like before In addition to the opportunity to hug and kiss the bride as before, there are a series of games to eat the bride’s tofu he will be the protagonist, including the bride to sit on their own body to their own massage ah, mouth to mouth and the bride together to eat dates ah and so on, but this “roll the sheets” is the biggest benefit. The game is now flat on the bed on a blanket, the bride lying flat on the side of the blanket, and then the groom’s friend was stripped of only shorts, and then he must be completely on the bride’s body, and then put a card or napkin on the bride’s mouth, the man must be with the bride with the mouth top of the card or napkin (equal to kissing across a piece of paper), to ensure that the paper does not fall off during the entire game, and then This is when the game officially began, the crowd will grab the side of the blanket to push the bride and the “wild man” hugging together, so that the two of them rolling on the bed, while the blanket and the two of them tightly wrapped up, then the crowd will check whether the piece of paper is still there, if it has fallen to accept the punishment, such as The bride must take a sip of wine and then mouth-to-mouth feed to the “wild man” mouth and so on. Then the crowd began a variety of molestation, because the bride and the “wild man” are firmly wrapped in blankets can not move, and the two bodies close together, stimulated by the senses of the crowd will be more force to the two to squeeze a piece of push, of course, this time there will be people to take advantage of the bride, such as deliberately to push her ass and so on. Finally play almost, the crowd will ask the bride “your wild man has a response? The bride must answer that there is a response, and then the crowd asks if you are cool, the bride must answer very cool. If you answer that there is no response to the game will continue to intensify, so the general bride will not be such a tough talk.
After such a torment, as the main groom must have been in the heart of the groom has no love, and finally everyone in the dispersion before the groom will be invited out, so he and the bride lying in a nest, and then under the coaxing of the crowd two people in the nest each of the clothes are stripped naked, each off a nest to throw out the nest for people to check, needless to say if not throw out the bra underwear people are not willing to give up The individual nasty people waiting for the bride to throw out the panties will also grab over close to “check” some, said to make sure that this is the bride “real” underwear. Then this time the couple has been lying naked in the nest, this time is not too much crowd will generally ask the groom lying on the bride, do some of the actions that everyone likes to see, has endured to this point the new people often will not refuse again, so will also comply with the crowd’s request to pretend to look a little. Individuals will sometimes take advantage of a couple of naked in the nest intertwined together when suddenly to lift the quilt, and then everyone is bound to be full of pleasure, live spring Palace look like AV scene, this time the groom will be desperate to protect the bride with his body. The farce to this point from the farce is not much distance, this time there should be a peacemaker out shouting: well, well, break it up! Then we will reluctantly disperse.
I heard this is simply life outlook is turned upside down, feel the township people will really play, more open than the city people. I said after such a tossing and turning will not have any conflicts? Old Zhang said of course, many families and the seeds of discord between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law on the wedding day planted, such as daughter-in-law and father-in-law performance scale is too big too high, the mother-in-law must be a big opinion through. There are also met two brides, the wedding day when the bridal chamber by the husband’s friends kissed mouth, black light when they were robbed to touch the tits and private parts, and then the more you think about the more fire on the husband said, and finally made the brothers do not get along and even moved.
“Overall, these are really bad habits, although we onlookers look very cool”, the old Zhang finally smoked a cigarette concluded, “these people do sins when they make other people’s wives, their own marriage and their own daughters when they get married also always have to pay back on it.”