I have specially compiled this super funny thundering quotes for you today, when there is nothing to see more, it will surely make your bad mood all fly away and make you laugh. It’s really funny, and I can read 100 more quotes like this.
1. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, but only a bottle of wine to change from a human back to a monkey.
2. Heroes don’t ask for a way out, and rogues don’t look at their age!
3. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it!
4. When I grow up, I will take the monk as my husband and play with him if I can, but if I can’t, I will eat him up.
5. It’s all about good tablemates when you do well in exams.
6, break up < just send naked photos > how meaningless, if you have the ability to play the two of us divorce!
7, I am small-minded, but not lacking, I am good-tempered, but not without!
8, you still let me kneel rubbing board it, kneeling electric heating really can not stand ah!
9. Women like two flowers the most in life: one is the money to spend, and the other is to try to spend!
10. Two lovebirds with the same life bird, a pair of butterflies poor insects.
11, stars off a little to be more famous < who knows you >, I took off the naked but was caught up!
12, ambiguity is that I asked you to borrow money, you did not say borrow, nor did you say not to borrow, but just say your husband is not at home ……
13, the saying goes: you laugh, the world is following you laugh; you cry, the world is only you cry.
14. If I don’t beat you up, you won’t know that I’m good at literature and martial arts.
15. I am particularly sleepy when the moral standards are not awake, so teachers beware.
16. Stupid man stupid woman = marriage; stupid man smart woman = divorce; smart man stupid woman = extra-marital affairs; smart man smart woman = romantic love.
17. God said to have light, I said I was against it, so there was darkness in the world.
18. My brother is a civilized man, and all profanity has been sanitized using saliva.
19. The face is an extrinsic thing that can be wanted or not, but the money is a necessary thing that has to be wanted.
20. The geography teacher asked: What are the four seas?
21. I’m so tired, I want to cut a knife in the back of my head, and then I’m on the floor in a savings jar.
22. When I see a beautiful woman, I first feel in my pocket to see if there is money!
23. If I were a princess, I would save a frog, but all I met were toads.
24、There are two reasons why inviting a girl out to play fails, one is that she is too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation is not worth her washing her hair.
25, poor Nike, rich Adi, rogue all Armani.
26、When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk’s robe ……
27、I got into bed like a beast, specifically like a koala, a sleep is 18 hours.
28. Mosquito you have hands and feet, why not find a job to live properly.
29. Whoever says I’m white, thin and pretty, I’ll be good friends with him.
30、Teacher said you can’t eat snacks in class, but luckily today I brought a hot pot.
31. Some people say I am shameless, which is nonsense, so handsome which I do not want.
32. Save all your farts and donate them to those who are unhappy with me when the time comes.
33. On such a cold day, such a cold day, a single dog may be upgraded to a woof broken ice.
34. All people have a dark side, and if you favor saying you are simple, then I can only say that you are not human!
35. Sometimes, except for the lies are true, all others are false!
36: The ducks are playing in the water and they are fucking drowning; the wings are flying and they are fucking falling to their death!
37. There is no one behind me, and arrogance is my nature.
38. People like you, in the serials I direct, I can let you live at most two episodes.
39. Recently more annoying, more annoying annoying annoying! Boring world heaven, please give me a death I sleep to go quiet!
40. You love to talk so much about the wind, could it be that you are born out of anthracite and cool oil?
41. It’s that awkward season again, a short-sleeved one and a cotton jacket brushed against each other, mentally saying a stupid one.
42. God gave us seven emotions and six desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.
43. I don’t like the girl named Jenny, I like the one named Mani!
44, You don’t take me seriously, I’m sorry, I don’t take you seriously either, I’m telling you, don’t push me to this point.
45. If there is love in the sky, all my brothers will be put down!
46. Don’t say anything melodramatic, we’ll both go home later when the bottle hits.
47. I won’t bend over when the sky drops, because the sky doesn’t even drop pies, let alone drop money.
48. Exercise your muscles to prevent getting beaten up!
49. If replying to a post is a virtue, then I would have become a saint a long time ago.
50. Lei Feng does good deeds without leaving his name, but every thing is recorded inside his diary.
51. Drinking one pound of white wine, I definitely don’t feel it, because drinking half a pound would have killed me.
52. Sometimes it rains under the old sky because the world needs a wash, and sometimes it rains in the eyes because the heart needs a wash.
53. It’s not that you don’t roll, it’s that I’m not tough enough.
54. The teacher wanted to say to the students to give themselves applause, but accidentally said to give themselves slaps.
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55. The test questions are complicated, but not as complicated as my mood.
56: Who said that water and fire are merciless, when you are about to be drowned by spit, but you are on fire.
57. Sweat on the eyebrows, tears under the eyebrows, you always have to choose the same.
58. Ideas are like underwear, you have to have them, but you can’t prove you have them every time you meet people.
59. Why do you sit there and look like an unaddressed envelope?
60. Everyone says I’m ugly, but I’m just not obviously beautiful.
61, Love is like a loud fart, it starts high and ends low.
62. You are the apprehension in my heart that always makes me thrilled.
63. Your complex features can’t disguise your simple intellect.
64. The difference between a human and a pig is that a pig is always a pig, while a human is sometimes not a human!
65. I’ll study hard next semester and abuse those who are ahead of me in the rankings.
66. You don’t have to be able to do the questions, but the sound of the rolls must be loud.
67. If I could control my emotions, I would have held down my eating heart.
68. It is said that this is the state of the foodie binge: the mouth is very enjoyable, the heart wants to be thin.
69. Being so nice to you is not like you, because in a previous life you might have been my pet pig.
70. My mom asked me why I didn’t take a shower in the bathroom for so long, and I didn’t dare tell her that I was mesmerized by myself when I passed by the mirror.
71. I like you as much as I like the sea, but I can’t go jumping into the sea either, I can go to Shanghai.
72. You are always, intermittently hesitant, persistently muddling through, planning for a day, lying dead for a year.
73. Honey, you have to trust me, I’m dizzy even on a boat, let alone with two boats.
74. People love the spring breeze and loathe the cold breeze, but in fact the cold breeze is innocent, it’s the temperature that’s making it bad!
75. The computer is the microphone of the angry, and late at night it spreads our curses!
76. Not afraid of a long way, not afraid of short ambition, not afraid of slow, not afraid of standing often; not afraid of poverty, not afraid of laziness, not afraid of the opponent tough, not afraid of their own trembling.
77. The direction of the headwind is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid of ten thousand people blocking, only afraid of their own surrender.
78. Do you want to die, or do you not want to live?
79. Without passion, love will not burn, without friendship, friends will not be full, without pride, the will is difficult to achieve, without mood, things are difficult to complete.
80、Big things stick to principles, small things learn to adapt.
81. When you go out, your wife<other people’s good>has a job to do, you can’t sit in the first row of the car, you can’t get up from the food, you can’t drink your stomach bad, you can’t pick the wild flowers on the roadside, you can’t bring your lover inside.
82. To say that others are sick in the head, the premise of the sick in the head is that there must be a brain.
83. It is the most basic responsibility and duty of a man to make a girl into a woman.
84. It doesn’t matter if a woman is decent, decent because she is not tempted enough, and it doesn’t matter if a man is loyal, loyal because the bargaining chip for betrayal is too low.
85. You, you, you little goblin, made me fall for your love poison but delayed to give me the antidote! The little villain! Oh, I’m dying! The first thing you need to do is to save me! The solution is simple: give me your love!
86. Love that does not feel pain is not true love, and marriage that does not feel happiness is a sad marriage.
87. A beautiful woman said: The first time I held my hand was the gentleman who gave me a palm reading.
88、Sleeping with a printer on your pillow, you can print out a whole night’s dream, right?
89、Fasten your seat belt, there may be a love waiting for you ahead.
90、Xiao Ming: “Dad, am I a silly child?” Dad: “Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?”
91. Life is like a journey, it’s not the destination that matters. It’s the “nb” along the way, and the mood when dealing with the “nb”!
92, standing on the shore of the years, to their own past a water ……
93, the gentleman revenge, ten years is not too late, the villain revenge, from morning to night.
94. The sky will not fall into a trap, it will only fall into a trap.
95. White plus white is black, because double negation is certainty.
96. My feelings for you are like Lei Feng’s compassion for the poor.
97. In fact, when people live, they are a shell, and when they die, they become a pile of ashes.
98. My heart for you is harder than a diamond. It’s not a heart stone, is it?
99. When you go crazy, it’s as surprising as a pig in a tree.
100、Average me, average bright. Average you, I can’t see!