1. The one who will marry me in the future, do less to apologize to me on Valentine’s Day, please.
2. It’s Valentine’s Day, are you thinking of staying a dog or being my boyfriend?
3. It’s Valentine’s Day soon, and the whole world smells like love, but I smell like a single dog.
4. I’m not afraid to spend Valentine’s Day alone, I’m afraid that the person I like will spend it with someone else.
5. On Valentine’s Day, we recommend that you don’t give gifts, you can give your boyfriend or girlfriend a chance to have the same model, maybe even a pop-up.
6. If you are embarrassed to confess your love on Valentine’s Day, it’s okay, you can send me a red packet.
7. Don’t say Happy Valentine’s Day to me unless you want to spend it with me.
8. I just had a girl say she liked me and I deleted her straight away, nevermind, trying to cheat me out of a Valentine’s Day gift!
9. Last Valentine’s Day, four bachelors ate hot pot together and I swore that I would leave them next year, which I did, and now I am the only bachelor left.
10. “How come you are alone again on Valentine’s Day?” “
11. Valentine’s Day is coming up, who likes me to squeal, I’ll chase you!
12. New Year’s Day is alone, the Lantern Festival is alone, Valentine’s Day is alone, if you have the ability to take the test, let me spend it alone.
13. Tomorrow, Valentine’s Day, I wish all the couples in the world are long-lost siblings!
14. If you feel lonely on Valentine’s Day, turn off the lights, turn on the computer and put on a ghost movie, and after a while you’ll feel like there are people in the kitchen, people in the bathroom, people under the bed, people everywhere, and it’s especially lively.
15. Someone asked me if I was alone on Valentine’s Day.
I don’t know if I’m alone or if I’m a dog.
16. Valentine’s Day rental: 10 yuan for shopping, 20 yuan for wearing a couple’s outfit, 25 yuan for showing love on space, 30 yuan for kissing (small business without bargaining)
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17. “What if there are no dead people in the family on Qingming Festival?”
18. Are you short of light bulbs on Valentine’s Day? The company’s main goal is to provide a good solution to the problem.
19. Soon it will be Valentine’s Day, if you are still single, you can consider coming to me, I am selling dog food.
20. I’ve heard that Valentine’s Day is a better match for single dogs and winter vacation homework.
21. Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, so don’t ask me why I’m single, because it’s against the rules for us gods to fall in love with mortals.
22. On Valentine’s Day, I’m going to dress up, get dressed up, and be at home with melons.
23. I have to bring a lover out for Valentine’s Day, so I have to bring two ghosts out for Qingming Festival.
24. Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, and I think there will be someone holding a rose and saying to me, “Excuse me, please.
25. Someone asked me how I was going to spend Valentine’s Day this year, and I said, “I’ll skip it.
26. We don’t have a date for Valentine’s Day, we don’t have a confession for April Fool’s Day, but it’s better to have someone to worship at Qingming Festival.
27. I think not only did you guys sneak through your winter break homework behind my back, but you also sneaked in a date before Valentine’s Day, and you’re all liars.
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