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How are you all going to spend Valentine’s Day this year? I wish you all a happy Valentine’s Day in advance, so today I have compiled five excellent Valentine’s Day funny personality signatures, hope it will help you in your work and study, welcome to read!

Valentine’s Day Funny Personality Signatures Part I

1. How many people laugh on Valentine’s Day? You are doing? The first thing you need to do is to get a good idea of what you’re doing.

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2. The buns are expensive, the buns are more expensive, and if there are burnt ribs, both can be thrown away. Happy Valentine’s Day!

3. When love speaks, it is like the chorus of the gods, enchanting the entire heavenly realm with immortal music.

4. Relentless time and space separate you and me, but the heart that misses you is still hard to calm, see you on the seventh day of the seventh month! Happy Tanabata Valentine’s Day!

5. If the stars can read the heart of this moment, if the moon can understand the love of this moment, may the lovers of the world become a couple at last!

6. I was in a car accident, my back was twisted, the driver was you I was hit by love a little waist! Hehehe, I love you!

7. You are from Yunnan Yuanmou, I am from Beijing Zhoukou, let me hold your fluffy hand! Love! Let’s walk upright!

8. Mud is the mouth of the nest short! The mud is the monsoon of the nest! The first thing you need to do is to look at the mud with affection! The nest wants to say to the mud, the nest is short of mud! (Please read aloud)

9. Yu’er Tanabata lie plum garden, midnight look at the sky, cowherd weaving distant wishes, infatuation fish water forever together. Happy Tanabata Valentine’s Day!

10. Love letters, I wrote; phone calls, I made; roses, I sent; blessings, I said: Happy White x Man’s Day!

11. You are the most beautiful in my eyes: hawk nose, toad mouth, mouse eyes, legs, a mouth under the nose, dripping drool.

12. Know what I want to eat on Valentine’s Day? The company’s main goal is to provide the best possible service to its customers.

13. As the saying goes: the train is not pushed, happiness is not blown; Tanabata, I want to say to you: there you are right, and the heart will be drunk.

14. The people I love have their own names, and the people who love me are miserable, either in debauchery gone bad or in silence perverted. Dedicated to Valentine’s Day!

15. May you: sleep until dawn every day, get paid until your hands are cramped, spend money under you receive gifts, others work overtime and you get a raise! Happy Valentine’s Day!

16. The mountains are beyond the hills and the buildings are beyond the buildings, my brother’s body is as strong as an ox, the spring breeze makes my brother drunk, and only treats dinosaurs as pretty girls. Happy Valentine’s Day, my dear!

17、Love is deep, rain is cloudy, you are a worm in my belly, what I think you understand, everything is in words! Happy Valentine’s Day, baby!

18. You are my bread when I’m hungry, you are my x’s fruit knife, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are three quarters of my life!

19. You are the poison that seeps into my blood, penetrates my nerves, controls my brain, the poison kicks in on the day of the month, please don’t forget, give me the antidote!

20, Valentine’s Day, no money; want to go out shopping, and fear of people too; darling, we had to home to domestic look a hundred times ah a hundred times.

Valentine’s Day funny personality signatures Part II

1. The one after me: Valentine’s Day do less sorry for me, thank you!!!!

2, soon Valentine’s Day, which family has a daughter to lend us a, next year also a small one to you!

3. Today my girlfriend asked me what to send me for Valentine’s Day this year and how we can spend it, I: skipped it.

4, finally found out why so many of the shooter, Valentine’s Day ten months after 1 happens to be a shooter.

5, February 14. The wall calendar says: appropriate to break ground for burial. Avoid marriage confessions. What about you, men and women in love!

6. A girl asked his boyfriend: Valentine’s Day, what to send me ah? 2b boyfriend: I send a new pose to you!

7. Q: What about Valentine’s Day without a lover?

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8, today’s Valentine’s Day plus Lantern Festival, think eat edge elimination unlucky students, eat lying edge instead, remember to remember.

9. Valentine’s Day can actually be short-lived, hand a pull a loose, a lover gone, howl ~ hand again a pull not loose, a bunch of lovers gone, howl ~

10. Valentine’s Day ideas: youth like playing mahjong, cannon, self-touch, how many nerds and corrupt women, the organs are exhausted, just to enjoy the moment of pushing down

11. I bought a 1t mobile hard drive for the holiday, to give my girlfriend a big house.

12. The most profound quarrel on Valentine’s Day, I saw a woman in the subway station tearfully pounding a man: today you didn’t even bring your ID card!

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13、Women: Valentine’s Day and Lantern Festival is the same day this year, how to romanticize it?

14. Valentine’s Day, Christmas Day, and New Year’s Day, I’m alone.

15. If someone gives me a gift today, I’ll spend Valentine’s Day. The company’s main goal is to provide the best possible service to its customers. If I don’t get a Lantern Festival, it will be Friday.

16、Urgent notice: according to 14.com in a hundred cities across the country into the survey, recently a million wives hired private detectives, intends to turn Valentine’s Day into a capture day!

17、Someone wants to go out with plmm on Valentine’s Day and chat on Facebook. a:Have you eaten? b:Have you eaten. a:So early, can I talk to you for a while? b:I’m going to eat, talk some other time.

18、Someone posted: If your love rival and the person who betrayed you fall into the water at the same time, do you choose to go bouncing or go to ktv?

19. Two couples are chatting. The company’s main business is to provide a wide range of products and services to its customers.

The man is very affectionate: silly, you are silly, how can I think you are silly.

20. This year’s Valentine’s Day was cancelled. Reason: Valentine’s Day was passed on from abroad, and foreign dates are generally in day-month-year format, and February 14, 20x is x-02 – the result of this equation is zero.

Valentine’s Day Funny Personalized Signature Part III

1. Sorry, can’t grow what you want.

2. I want to give you happiness, no one can stop me!

3、What to fix you, my love.

4. To mix in the jungle, it is better to be a bachelor.

5. I want to love you unless figs bloom.

6. The heart answers: not afraid, because I have a hard heart.

7. The heart proposes to the hand, and the hand asks: Are you not afraid of my hot hands?

8. No one is allowed to marry anyone else in the next life, I booked yo first.

9. There are thousands of men in the world, and I’m not happy to change every day.

10. I love you, wife, wife, please marry me today.

11. They all say I’m incurable, they haven’t seen you.

12, I am not good, but I will try to be good!

13. In the sky, I would like to be a bird of prey, on earth, I would like to be a pig in the same pen!

14. I would love to know: whose name will I call out when I am drunk.

15. When I saw you, I was in a more tense mood than when I went to my grave.

16. One day, when I have the power in my hands, I will kill all the dogs that are against me.

17. Love is like a photograph, it needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

18. Don’t say love easily, a promise made is a debt owed!

19. Before marriage, there is nothing to say; after marriage, there is nothing to say.

20. The so-called love is to love after, waste feelings.

Valentine’s Day funny personalized signatures Part IV

1, you fucking listen to me, I just love you!

2. I like you so much, you like me a bit will die ah?

3. Life is so long, what’s a few years to wait for you?

4. Last night, I asked a donkey to tell you that I love you.

5. Boss, weigh two pounds of love and take it home to feed the dogs.

6. Love me discount, free for the whole year!

7. Let’s go raise a child, OK?

8, Love is an imaginary line, we are in different paragraphs.

9. Do you want to lose your footing for a long time? Here’s your chance.

10、Chick, come and sign a 70-year contract with the big man.

11、Sorry, the user you called is married.

12. When people want to use a bill, they never look at its issue date.

13, You stand still there, I’ll dash over!

14, Don’t look back, brother love just your back.

15. There was once a man who didn’t love me, and then he died.

16. Life is a long road, passing through most of them.

17、None of you are allowed to bully her, only I can!

18: I haven’t seen you for a few days, look at me thinking about you all wanting to be thin.

19. Ask what is love in this world? The sage replied: waste!

20, brother smoking, because it hurts the lungs, not sad.

Valentine’s Day Funny Personalized Signature Part V

1. We are the right height, I am 1.82 meters, you are 1.69 meters, as long as I hold you, you can hear my heartbeat.

2. The proudest man is not the number of women he has had, but the number of men his woman, is willing to reject for him.

3. Before marriage, men often give women “blank checks”; after marriage, men often give women “blank checks”.

4. Seriously implement the principle of the four sons, to the wife like a grandson, to the mother-in-law like a filial son, eat like a mosquito, work like a donkey.

5. Do you believe in destiny? That is a mysterious and beautiful tie. As for between us, I just want to tell you that I cherish it.

6. I am very strong, you are very gentle, we ground set a pair. I’m smart, you’re beautiful, we’re made for each other.

7. If living is the greatest mission God has given me, then having you is the greatest favor God has given me.

8. The feeling of kissing you is crispy, the feeling of holding you is soft, the feeling of loving you is sweet, and the feeling of thinking about you is bitter!

9. I’m tired of walking on the road of love, I’m tired of stepping in the river of love, even though you don’t care about me, I don’t regret falling in love with you for the rest of my life.

10. The blue sky is drifting with snowflakes, the beautiful leather shoes are leaking feet, your acquaintance with me is a myth, please call back tenderly!

11、Rabbits do not eat grass at the nest, old cows like to eat young grass, good horses do not go back to the grass, the sky is the limit where there is no grass, once married into grass.

12. I couldn’t sleep last night, so I lay in bed and counted the sheep, and I counted the number of years and months until you were born, and then I dared to go to sleep.

13. I once wanted to turn off the power to the moon in the sky, and then you packed your bags and went to a faraway place to help me do it.

The first time I saw it, I was able to see it.

14. The company has been able to eat fat and act like it has a big head and strong limbs, and it has a pen that doesn’t know how to calculate accounts, and a computer that doesn’t know how to access the Internet.

15. The white rabbit is white and white, two ears are erected, hear the phone beeping, put down the radish and cabbage, return a message fast fast fast!

16. With a hat sitting on his body, shoes on his head, socks chewing in his mouth, and a cell phone in his hand, he stares at a set of eyes, trying to have fun from inside.

17. I have collected the beauty of nature for you and put it on your candlestick. Hide all the words you can say in the buds, and let it be a secret to be released.

18. By the time you read this text message, you will have been poisoned with love so fierce and overwhelming that the only antidote is to marry me. Don’t think about it, let’s get married!

19. I’m ugly but I’m gentle, I’m skinny but I’m fit, my heart is soft but my legs are not short, you’re a little fat but you’re plump, especially your smile is beautiful.

20. I tried to explain the subtlety of my heart when I saw you, but found that I couldn’t analyze it with what I had learned. I later learned that this mood is: I like you.

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