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1. When climbing upwards, be nice to the people you meet, because when you fall down, you will still meet them.
2. I think back in the day, I was a pure kid, but I was brought down by you people.
3. To be a good monster these days, you have to defeat Ultraman in spite of everything.
4. I always thought that people get old slowly. In fact, no, people get old in a flash.
5. Teachers always tell us not to lie, and teach us to lie as soon as the top comes to check.
6. The most important thing I want to see in this life is the painful look of a man when he has menstrual cramps and miscarriages.
7. Let those sweet whispers in the sunset of the past be buried in the heart and turned into beautiful memories
8. Dad asked me why I learned to smoke behind his back.
9. If there is an afterlife, I want to be a quilt, either lying in bed or in the sun!
10. The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign.
11. The most fearful of some people, although long gone, but never refused to take away the memories belonging to him.
12. The melody of music may give me comfort when I am irritable and my head is blank.
13. If there is no if, once was once, the past is long gone, be your own self.
They are not the only ones who have been in the business for a long time.
14. There are no two people who are completely suitable for each other, only two people who are accommodating to each other.
15: Is there a person who, as soon as he/she updates his/her status, you want to say; stupid.
16. The opportunity is like a hair on a bald man’s head, you grab it and grab it, if you can’t grab it, it’s gone.
17. Everyone looks ordinary until after you try to get to know them.
18. What heartless person doesn’t have a heart-to-heart for someone once.
19: The first time I saw the company, I was a stranger.
20. When you look at a beautiful woman on the street, a higher gaze is appreciated, a lower gaze is a rogue.
21. There are farts that do not release, suffocating the heart; no fart hard squeeze, exercise the body; I want to fart, everyone pay attention to the sound of a fart, everyone applauded!
22. I’m especially sleepy when the moral standards are not awake, so teachers beware.
23. Youth is like a skunk, you think you’ve caught its tail, but all you smell is a fart.
24. It’s not that I don’t want to be a lady, but life has forced me to be a shrew…
25. The story of the four Tang monks and their disciples who were forced by Jia Baoyu to go to Liang Shan.
27. My mother gave birth to such a limited edition of me, there will not be a second me.
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28. You have your plans, I have my changes, your plans can never catch up with my changes!
29. What is a class teacher: a person who destroys your friendship and then destroys your love and doesn’t let go of your affection.
30. I locked up the candy and buried it, but then I lost the key.
31. Skipping class is a one-person orgy.
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32. When did we start to become strangers, and when did we start to become less like before.
33. Local love costs time, long-distance love costs phone bills, and no one loves the traffic.
34. Even though there are thousands of neon lights, it is still not as good as your light smile, which can light up my lonely dark night.
35、If this heat continues, I’m especially optimistic about this year’s military training, to be honest
36、In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more things to eat. The first thing you need to do is to get a good idea of what you want to do.
37, people are always guilty of being cheap, there are not cherished, no always the most wanted.
38. There are many grades of inferiority.
The most important thing is that it is not a good idea to have a good idea of what you are doing.
39. In life, there is always the warmth of the unexpected, and the hope of the living.
40. What we have done in our lives is the strongest and most beautiful at this moment; what we have known and known in our lives is the best and most righteous to become benevolent.
41. I thought I was so mature, but now I look back and think about what happened a few months ago and I feel childish.
42. If you are willing to peel back my heart layer by layer, you will find that I lack a heart.
43. I really miss being a kid, when it was hot I could be bare-chested like a man!
44. Your cheek, the train driving past without a mark, the sharpest to knife in the world can not cut through your cheek.