I admit that my hobby is a bit peculiar, but this society is not the majority of mental illness, even if the seemingly normal people, there will be a shadow in the heart.
About a month ago, I had a drink with a cousin, he was in his thirties, honest and shy but insisted on being a salesman (I actually think he is not very good at business), he was very good in the eyes of all his relatives and friends, very obedient and honest, although not smart but very hard-working kind of people.
That day, we drank seven or eight beers together, and then he talked more, and told me in a colorful way about a prank he had on a business trip.
That time, he traveled to a small county, to the night to open a room in a small hotel, the hotel door is not the kind of swipe card, is a special iron inserted to open.
He took the key from the front desk and walked upstairs when he found a pair of middle-aged men and women standing in the hallway studying how to open the door.
My cousin went to his room door and opened it directly (he lives in small hotels all the time and is very familiar with this kind of door).
Then the woman came over and asked how to open the door. This is how my cousin described the woman: about 40 years old, a big wavy curly long hair, Xu Niang half old charm still exists. Anyway, in his eyes, this woman, although older, but looks very positive.
The cousin is a person of integrity, willing to help, not to mention the beauty requirements, it went over to help open the door.
Then found that the door is really not good to open, tossed a while, the woman could not resist, said urgent to go to the toilet, asked the cousin can go to his room on.
At that time, the cousin agreed, but at the same time he was alert, because he had put the bag in his room, and the woman back to his room, the man stayed in place.
The cousin said, the woman into the toilet did not lock the door, on the false cover.
I can hear that the woman is really anxious, the snorting sound of urination is very loud, probably middle-aged women are like this.
This situation to change is me, may find the opportunity to eat some tofu or something, however, my cousin is shy and upright, he can not do this kind of thing, honestly in their own bed to stay. I’m not going to speculate if he has any fantasies in his mind.
Later, with the help of the front desk, the pair finally entered the room. Listen to the movement, the cousin found that the pair of men and women even opened two rooms, which means that they are not husband and wife relationship, nor lover relationship, more likely to be less familiar with the relationship of colleagues.
The cousin stayed in bed for a while and went to the toilet. Then was stunned.
He found that the woman had wet a circle on the toilet, which was full of yellow urine, even on the floor. He guessed that the woman should be pouting in the urine, and did not align.
The first reaction of the cousin is angry, hesitant to take the shower and flush it.
Then the idea of mischief came up.
Run to the next door to shoot the door, out is the man, the woman is still in the next door. Cousin again ran to shoot the door of the woman, the woman responded in the shower, asking what is the matter?
My cousin stood in the hallway and said loudly: you just peed on the floor in my room, please help me clean up. The cousin emphasized that he was very loud and he did it on purpose.
I secretly analyzed that he thought it was a great thing to shake out the privacy of a beautiful woman to everyone.
It took a good hour for the woman to come. Hair wet, wearing pajamas, showing little, but the cousin noticed that the woman did not seem to wear underwear, because he saw the shape of the woman’s breasts.
This situation changed me, may take it, although older, but good-looking also admitted. My cousin is shy and timid, this kind of thing he can not do.
But he became a supervisor, standing at the door of the bathroom, watching a charming mature woman in pajamas wash her own urine with a shower.
The cousin talked about this part with a red face and looked excited. He felt that the woman was embarrassed and humiliated at the moment. Because he saw the woman’s face flushed red.
I laughed out loud when I heard it. In fact, I want to say that the woman’s heart cursing you stupid how not to fuck the old lady, people blushing is just showered. Of course I did not say it.