North America’s Cui: Foreigners tell in tears – the downfall of marrying a Chinese wife!
One of the downfalls, the home is taken over by the Chinese.
Whoever thinks that marrying a Chinese wife means marrying her alone is a big BS (bull shit – nonsense), and the Chinese in turn call it SB (a meaning).
All foreigners in the world listen, once you marry a Chinese wife, you marry her whole family, and in less than six months, the person’s father, her mother, her second sister, her second sister’s children are all lined up. Over a hundred years ago, a Chinese worker came to San Francisco first to build the railroad, look, today there are more than a million Chinese in California, can not survive there in Chinese. Which country will dare to hire Chinese to build railroads in the future? The Chinese call this a “star fire” that can start a prairie fire.
I was a nice American family, and in the blink of an eye, it was taken over by the Chinese. I’m a Scottish white guy, and my family has never seen a round-bottomed frying pan for more than a dozen generations, and now we have two in our kitchen. I opened the drawer and saw that in addition to three sets of knives and forks, the rest were all chopsticks, which tortured me so much that I can now pick up peanuts with fucking chopsticks.
The Chinese can make more than 10 kinds of chili peppers: chili oil, chili sauce, chili paste, chili noodles, and even “Laogangma”.
No. 2, there is no more privacy.
Once the Chinese take over your house, you can’t have privacy. One day I was sitting on the toilet, and my father-in-law (my wife’s father) pushed the door open and came in, turning on the hose to wash his hands.
I sometimes fall asleep on the couch in my study, and my mother-in-law paws at me like a cat, throws a quilt on my lap, and then pats me on the leg again; several times in the wrong place. I can’t help it, the Chinese are so warm. Since we are a family now, we don’t distinguish between you and me.
In my own home, no matter where I go, I find that my father-in-law or mother-in-law or a combination of them are always following me, walking in front of me, and they turn off the lights behind me. Basically, everywhere I go, there is darkness behind me.
Three of the downsides, I don’t dare to touch anywhere in the house.
The stairs were fine, the carpet was thick, and the Chinese wife had put a plastic sheet over the carpet. The Chinese government’s policy is to use plastic sheeting to protect the home from the elements, such as remote controls, piano keyboards, and so on. Chinese people rarely use the dishwasher, because it is used to cool the dishes. Americans like furniture living, to be comfortable, casual; Chinese furniture is the main purpose of the display, to others to see, sit on the hard and cool, can not lean, can not lie. We foreigners are tall and fat, and I have collapsed three classical Chinese tai shi chairs.
The Chinese tea set for drinking tea is even more frightening, as small as a small bell in an Indian Buddhist shrine, let me take that thing to drink tea, drink more than 300 cups I am still thirsty, you say the pit?
Down four, the Chinese dare to eat anything.
Everything under the sun that has legs, except the table, the Chinese will relentlessly make it taste especially good and eat it. I generally love everything they make, just don’t tell me what I’m eating. I can understand saying that Chinese people love meat, but is there meat on chicken claws, duck beaks, or pig ears? My wife and her family don’t get enough of it, they eat it all the time, I’m amazed at it. I personally love fish, but I can’t stand to eat the head of a fish for fear of inadvertently meeting the eyes of a dead fish.
My wife and I joke that if there is a famine in the United States, the family will eat me without hesitation, including my “foreign ears, foreign eyes, and foreign scraps.”
If you get a Chinese wife who likes to make soup or Chinese medicine, wait until the neighbors call the police. We’ve had the police come to our house three times, and the neighbors called them, saying there was the smell of chemical weapons for miles around.
Down five, don’t argue with Chinese wives.
The most frightening thing about Chinese women is their memory. If a little thing offends her, she starts remembering the exact same thing that happened ten years ago.
If you offend an American wife, the big deal is to say “sorry,” but if you say to a Chinese wife, “I was wrong,” she immediately asks you, “Wrong. She immediately asks you, “What’s wrong?”
Chinese wives have an innate mission to transform men, not only to transform you, but to possess and dominate your entire time. No wonder China can’t produce voyagers like Columbus, because before you even go to sea, the wife asks, “Where to go, who to go with, is there a woman on board, how old she is, what she looks like, is she as pretty as me, how did you meet her?” The man had to say, “Well, well, I’m not going.”
Downward Six, driving his own child to death.
Americans raise their children to live happy, happy lives; very few Americans take a vow to make their children human. The Chinese are very hard on their children, forcing them to learn piano, martial arts, ballet, Chinese, math, and ideally a PhD at 18, skipping adolescence and going straight to middle age, retiring at 30, and dying at 40. All the things that children like to play and young people like to do, Chinese parents forbid them to do. You could say that Chinese parents have absolutely no regard for their children as human beings, and their only goal is to drive their children crazy as quickly as possible.
I married a Chinese wife and realized how exhausting it is to be a Chinese: you don’t use a spoon to eat, you use two wooden sticks, and you love rice, so how much time is wasted? You say invent a word, you have to design so many strokes, intentionally difficult for yourself. It was hard to learn a hundred characters, but when I went to Taiwan, I saw that all of them were in traditional fucking style, so I learned them for nothing. I heard that in the past, Chinese people had to take a knife and carve every word into their bones, and they couldn’t carve three words a month.
Whoever marries a Chinese wife will always have a goal in life, buy a house and then buy another one, buy this one so you can decorate that one. The Chinese people have been running hard all their lives, and life doesn’t stop, the goal doesn’t stop.
I always talk to my wife about why Chinese people don’t enjoy life, don’t want to enjoy life, and have to make it hard for themselves.
She said, “That’s right, we Chinese would like to take care of our bodies and live a long and healthy life so that we can suffer more in this world.
Editor’s Note:
Because of the different living environments and habits, conflicts are inevitable in marriages between Chinese and foreign couples, but if you keep blaming each other, you will make your family step into emotional difficulties. The only way to improve each other’s lives is to understand and tolerate each other.