In the matter of love, women are extraordinarily small-minded, and if you dare to make eyes with the girl across the street in front of her, even if that girl is your cousin, it’s enough for her to drink a half pot of vinegar…
Object one: the beautiful girl on the road
Jealousy index: ★
Reason: I looked twice at some pretty girl on the road and proceeded to compliment the girl on her beauty and standard body.
Performance: She glared at me, then shook off the hand we were holding, turned around and walked away on her own, ignoring all the shouting, making me lose face.
Result: I caught up with her and gave the girl a hard time and promised to go to the mall with her this weekend.
Object two: basketball
Jealousy index: ★★★
Reason: I used to walk with my girlfriend every day, but one day I accidentally saw some buddies fighting on the basketball court, so I couldn’t help but get itchy and went up to fight a few rounds, forgetting all about the walk.
Performance: little mouth can hang a big oil bottle, ignoring me all day and night.
Result: I made amends, bought dinner, and vowed not to touch basketball again for a month.
Object #3: The rabbits we have
Jealousy Index: ★★★★★★
Reason: I hugged the rabbit on a windy night without hugging her (Heaven and earth! She is more dressed than me, and the rabbit has no clothes to wear! I often forget that I haven’t eaten, but I never forget to feed the rabbit. (I would forget to feed her and kill me!)
Performance: a snotty nose and a tearful cry.
Result: I contributed my freshly changed clothes for her to wipe her nose, helped her with meals for the week, and took her seat for the week. Gave the rabbit away.
Object Four: The little sister who sells cell phones
Jealousy Index: ★★★★★☆
Reason: The other day we went to buy a cell phone together, the little sister selling the phone was very enthusiastic, even praised me as a handsome man, I was happy, I said two jokes in passing: the little sister is also very beautiful ah! Very temperament ah! Which school did you graduate from? The company’s main business is to provide a wide range of products and services.
Performance: biting my lip, wringing the flesh from my ribs, staring intently at my little sister, ordering me to immediately return the phone I just bought and walk away.
Result: ran ten kilometers to a different mall, announced in front of all the clerks that I was going to buy my girlfriend a cell phone, and then bought a woman’s phone for her.
Object 5: My high school co-star
Jealousy Index: ★★★★★★ ★★
Reason: My high school co-star (known as my childhood friend) fell out of love and called me to complain and ask me to help her find a boyfriend. One week after another, she sent me a message saying she was depressed, bored, and missed you so much.
Performance: face like a thousand year old boulder, looking for something to have a big fight with me. Then said: we break up, you and your childhood friend just the right pair, not too happy. Sure enough, they didn’t answer my calls for a few days and ignored me when we met.
Result: I changed my phone number, vowed to ignore that childhood friend again, and said a bunch of sweet words, and pestered her for a full seventy-nine hours before she nodded and agreed not to break up.