When a man of the zodiac realizes that he has lost his heart for the woman next to him, he has to make a decision and bravely ask for a breakup. The reason for the breakup is as complicated as the stars, so which one should be the most damaging?
Aries
You can’t keep up with me.
Taurus
I really love you, and in this life I I will never want to marry any other woman. If you agree to marry me, then we will get married on Valentine’s Day in twenty years, okay?
Gemini
Karma is empty, and all dharmas revolve, so all birth and death are impermanent illusions. All birth and death are impermanent illusions. Take care of yourself, and I bid you farewell. Amitabha Buddha!
Cancer
You have to believe that I only love you in this life. But my dad doesn’t like you, my mom hates you, and the family dog wants to bite you ……
Leo
“TEXT-ALIGN:left;TEXT-INDENT:2em”>Think of a black hole that wouldn’t want to exist next to the sun.
Virgo
We can’t eliminate the structuralist duality after all. It’s time to move towards deconstructionism.
Libra
Lu Xun said. ‘You are the night, and I am the day. The day can only be with the sun.’ Please listen to me quietly: ‘You are the South Pole, and I am the North Pole, and I am now going to find that beautiful polar bear to be with her.
Scorpio
I owed a sinful debt to this vixen in my past life, so I can only do cattle and horses for her in this life to pay the debt. What I owe you in this life, let me pay it back in the next!
Sagittarius
Today I’m going to confess everything to face your heart . Yes! I found out that I really love you! Because during our time together, I have dated a total of 23 other women. After comparing and evaluating, I found you to be the best ……
Capricorn
I have a secret to tell you. I’ve become addicted to drugs, and I owe a huge debt to the underground moneychangers. Oh yeah, and my boss wanted me to take out an enemy, but I had a good heart and couldn’t do it, so I just stabbed him twice ……
Aquarius
I forgot my sperm in your friend’s womb yesterday, but don’t worry, it will grow and fall out on its own in ten months.
Pisces
We had the most beautiful love song, the most precious symphony of my life. The most precious symphony of my life. But it’s time to put a rest.